Jays sign Moyer!

DonVitoMan · Post #1 » by **DonVitoMan** » Tue Jun 26, 2012 4:29 am

It's all over twitter this is humorous you gotta love the guy, hope this is true. Supposedly signed with las Vegas after the game...more to come.

Mattd97 · Post #2 » by **Mattd97** » Tue Jun 26, 2012 4:48 am

have him and vizquel play catch

Randle McMurphy · Post #3 » by **Randle McMurphy** » Tue Jun 26, 2012 4:49 am

At least he's had MLB success. More than Chavez, Laffey, Richmond and Carreno can say.

DonVitoMan · Post #4 » by **DonVitoMan** » Tue Jun 26, 2012 5:04 am

I'm just excited to have a bit of a laugh. him and vizquel together is a legendary combo. hope he can actually help us a bit although doubtful. but hey, i never understood how a guy can throw 60- mph pitches in the big leagues and still win games in the past..hopefully he can prove me wrong once again

Post #5 » by **spykelee** » Tue Jun 26, 2012 5:08 am

haha, that's classic. I also can't wait to watch him. Maybe our offense can keep chugging along and keep those W's coming.

BigLeagueChew · Post #6 » by **BigLeagueChew** » Tue Jun 26, 2012 5:08 am

He should be ready to pitch with us, why send him to vegas when we clearly need him.

DonVitoMan · Post #7 » by **DonVitoMan** » Tue Jun 26, 2012 5:15 am

ya, and its not like he has to prove anything...if anything in vegas he will get lit like a lamp.

IMAN5 · Post #8 » by **IMAN5** » Tue Jun 26, 2012 5:17 am

desperation at it's finest.

sule · Post #9 » by **sule** » Tue Jun 26, 2012 5:17 am

appropriate:

Hamyltowne · Post #10 » by **Hamyltowne** » Tue Jun 26, 2012 5:56 am

He looks very much like:

Again,

looks like

We might as well get some entertainment out of the season.

sule · Post #11 » by **sule** » Tue Jun 26, 2012 5:59 am

i expect Jamie Moyer will look something like this when he lands in Las Vegas:

SharoneWright · Post #12 » by **SharoneWright** » Tue Jun 26, 2012 6:00 am

So.......

Moyer starts until he loses 3 in a row. Called it first.

sule · Post #13 » by **sule** » Tue Jun 26, 2012 6:03 am

SharoneWright wrote:So.......

Moyer starts until he loses 3 in a row. Called it first.

Or until this happens:

Hamyltowne · Post #14 » by **Hamyltowne** » Tue Jun 26, 2012 6:03 am

SharoneWright wrote:So.......

Moyer starts until he loses 3 in a row. Called it first.

"You trying to say Jesus Christ can't hit a curveball?"

SharoneWright · Post #15 » by **SharoneWright** » Tue Jun 26, 2012 6:17 am

No, he can hit it...

"Up your butt, Jobu!" lol.

RyanW · Post #16 » by **RyanW** » Tue Jun 26, 2012 6:30 am

Wow, we're desparate.

torontoaces04 · Post #17 » by **torontoaces04** » Tue Jun 26, 2012 6:59 am

Mike Wilner is going to **** a brick, A few callers suggested to him that the Jays should sign Jamie Moyer, and he instantly shot them down, basically calling them morons.

This just proves how much of a butt-plug Wilner is, and how out of it he really is.

Post #18 » by **spykelee** » Tue Jun 26, 2012 7:00 am

Hamyltowne wrote:

He looks very much like:

Again,

looks like

We might as well get some entertainment out of the season.

did you know that Crisco, and Bardol will give you another two to three inches drop on your curveball?

I bet Moyer knows...

Hamyltowne · Post #19 » by **Hamyltowne** » Tue Jun 26, 2012 8:48 am

spykelee wrote:did you know that Crisco, and Bardol will give you another two to three inches drop on your curveball?

I bet Moyer knows...

Vagisil, too.

Course, if the umps are watching him close, I bet Moyer just puts snot on the ball.

LBJSeizedMyID · Post #20 » by **LBJSeizedMyID** » Tue Jun 26, 2012 10:12 am

I guess if anything it proves that they won't sacrifice rushing our young pitchers. Good. The signing, not so much, but when you're desperate you take whatever you can get. Seriously, how does 80% of your starting rotation go down?!? Can't exactly blame it on the strength and conditioning coach..