Gibbons! How come this team can't win the close ones? You'd think that a team coached by him would be able to gut out some wins...

Hey, it turns out that Gibbons doesn't have a speech impediment that causes him to slur his words... he's an alcoholic.

Remember after we finished the trade with the Marlins how people were worried that Buerhle wouldn't join up with the team because the ownership and rearing of pitbulls is illegal in Ontario. People wanted to change the law for him! Hmmmm, on second thought.... can we ban both?
Keep em coming...