Twins @ Jays

HangTime · Post #1 » by **HangTime** » Fri Aug 25, 2017 11:08 pm

Twins @ Jays

Post #2 » by **Schad** » Fri Aug 25, 2017 11:14 pm

Getting the opportunity to put whatever you want on the back of your jersey and using "[name]-er" as your nickname is a crime against humanity.

Fairview4Life · Post #3 » by **Fairview4Life** » Fri Aug 25, 2017 11:30 pm

I don't care about this game. I am here to judge the atrocious nicknaming some of these guys have gone with. What the ****.

zilby · Post #4 » by **zilby** » Fri Aug 25, 2017 11:32 pm

Nicknames and ****. I'm also going to the game on Sunday.

zilby · Post #5 » by **zilby** » Fri Aug 25, 2017 11:33 pm

Schad wrote:Getting the opportunity to put whatever you want on the back of your jersey and using "[name]-er" as your nickname is a crime against humanity.

At current, my favorite nickname is Kyle Seager's, who opted to use his nickname slot to write "Corey's Brother".

Fairview4Life · Post #6 » by **Fairview4Life** » Fri Aug 25, 2017 11:36 pm

Kneel before Doz would have been better than just Doz, Brian Dozier.

Fairview4Life · Post #7 » by **Fairview4Life** » Fri Aug 25, 2017 11:36 pm

Oh Christ. I just realized Pill is just Pillar without the ar. What the **** guys!

Post #8 » by **Schad** » Fri Aug 25, 2017 11:37 pm

Complete listing of good nickname jerseys:

Chih-Wei Hu, Rays. Jersey nickname: Who?

List complete.

Post #9 » by **Schad** » Fri Aug 25, 2017 11:38 pm

Okay, let's come up with better nicknames. No need to keep it under the character limit necessary.

#19 for the Jays: "I Was Just Batista Until I Was Traded To Toronto"

Post #10 » by **Schad** » Fri Aug 25, 2017 11:41 pm

#3: Ezequiel 25:17.

Post #11 » by **Schad** » Fri Aug 25, 2017 11:42 pm

#8: "I Am Singularly Responsible For Parents Giving Their Children Names Like Jordyn"

vaff87 · Post #12 » by **vaff87** » Fri Aug 25, 2017 11:43 pm

LOL, "Tommy Two Towels".

Post #13 » by **Schad** » Fri Aug 25, 2017 11:44 pm

#18: Raptors Mascot.

Post #14 » by **Schad** » Fri Aug 25, 2017 11:45 pm

#43: Look At My Life.

Fairview4Life · Post #15 » by **Fairview4Life** » Fri Aug 25, 2017 11:55 pm

Happer needs to be a better pitcher.

Fairview4Life · Post #16 » by **Fairview4Life** » Fri Aug 25, 2017 11:56 pm

Schad wrote:Complete listing of good nickname jerseys:

Chih-Wei Hu, Rays. Jersey nickname: Who?

List complete.

How was that not taken by like every first baseman in the league? Hell, some team should have done the full routine.

zilby · Post #17 » by **zilby** » Sat Aug 26, 2017 12:23 am

Former Blue Jay, Brad Hand: Brotato.

AJ Griffin, Rangers: Sweet Lettuce.

Craig Kimbrel, Red Sox: Dirty Craig.

Shin-Soo Choo and Joey Votto, Rangers and Reds: Tokki 1 and 2 (rabbit).

Liam Hendriks, Athletics: Slydah (Roberto Osuna called him that because of his Australian accent on slider).

Aaron Hicks, Yankees: A-A-RON

Some I dug up from reading through on the Internet.

Steven1562 · Post #18 » by **Steven1562** » Sat Aug 26, 2017 12:29 am

Speed kills...

Post #19 » by **Schad** » Sat Aug 26, 2017 12:32 am

Had you put J.A. Rule on your jersey, Happ, this wouldn't be happening.

Wo1verine · Post #20 » by **Wo1verine** » Sat Aug 26, 2017 2:01 am

Wow those are some ugly Jays jerseys!