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Getting the opportunity to put whatever you want on the back of your jersey and using "[name]-er" as your nickname is a crime against humanity.

I don't care about this game. I am here to judge the atrocious nicknaming some of these guys have gone with. What the ****.

Nicknames and ****. I'm also going to the game on Sunday.

Schad wrote:Getting the opportunity to put whatever you want on the back of your jersey and using "[name]-er" as your nickname is a crime against humanity.

At current, my favorite nickname is Kyle Seager's, who opted to use his nickname slot to write "Corey's Brother".

Kneel before Doz would have been better than just Doz, Brian Dozier.

Oh Christ. I just realized Pill is just Pillar without the ar. What the **** guys!

Complete listing of good nickname jerseys:

Chih-Wei Hu, Rays. Jersey nickname: Who?

List complete.

Okay, let's come up with better nicknames. No need to keep it under the character limit necessary.

#19 for the Jays: "I Was Just Batista Until I Was Traded To Toronto"

#3: Ezequiel 25:17.

#8: "I Am Singularly Responsible For Parents Giving Their Children Names Like Jordyn"

LOL, "Tommy Two Towels".

#18: Raptors Mascot.

#43: Look At My Life.

Happer needs to be a better pitcher.

Schad wrote:Complete listing of good nickname jerseys:

Chih-Wei Hu, Rays. Jersey nickname: Who?

List complete.

How was that not taken by like every first baseman in the league? Hell, some team should have done the full routine.

Former Blue Jay, Brad Hand: Brotato.

AJ Griffin, Rangers: Sweet Lettuce.

Craig Kimbrel, Red Sox: Dirty Craig.

Shin-Soo Choo and Joey Votto, Rangers and Reds: Tokki 1 and 2 (rabbit).

Liam Hendriks, Athletics: Slydah (Roberto Osuna called him that because of his Australian accent on slider).

Aaron Hicks, Yankees: A-A-RON

Some I dug up from reading through on the Internet.

Speed kills...

Had you put J.A. Rule on your jersey, Happ, this wouldn't be happening.

Wow those are some ugly Jays jerseys!