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2023 All-Star Thread 

Post#1 » by SharoneWright » Tue Jul 11, 2023 12:46 am

What Rutschman just did there was maybe the most legendary thing I've seen.

Edit: Beat by Robert Jr.! :lol:
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Re: 2023 All-Star Thread 

Post#2 » by LBJKB24MJ23 » Tue Jul 11, 2023 1:06 am

hot take: Vladdy's swing has changed for the worse. fire the coach that made him change his swing.
raf1995 wrote:I just don’t think he has that kind of potential. I think we will regret not trading him for a haul in a few years when he’s a mid-tier starter with nice playmaking and defense and a shaky jumper.
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Post#3 » by LBJKB24MJ23 » Tue Jul 11, 2023 1:15 am

at least Betts was an easy out for Vladdy lol.
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Re: 2023 All-Star Thread 

Post#4 » by Randle McMurphy » Tue Jul 11, 2023 1:16 am

Vlad doesn't have the endurance to swing for 3 minutes straight like he did even four years ago. He's in much worse shape. If he could do that, I think he'd win.
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Post#5 » by LBJKB24MJ23 » Tue Jul 11, 2023 1:24 am

Rodriquez about to take out Alonso? stay tuned!
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Post#6 » by LBJKB24MJ23 » Tue Jul 11, 2023 2:22 am

oh snap, Vladdy in the finals. lets get it!
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Post#7 » by Randle McMurphy » Tue Jul 11, 2023 2:23 am

I've never seen anybody so exhausted from this competition as Vlad is here. He can't go 2nd in the final, so he'll have virtually no rest time either.
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Post#8 » by SharoneWright » Tue Jul 11, 2023 2:24 am

Randle McMurphy wrote:Vlad doesn't have the endurance to swing for 3 minutes straight like he did even four years ago. He's in much worse shape. If he could do that, I think he'd win.


I was just thinking, we might have the least in-shape pitcher, and the least in-shape position player under the age of 25 in the league!

(actually, maybe the least 2 In-shape position players in the league, considering Kirk!)
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Post#9 » by TOStateofMind » Tue Jul 11, 2023 2:25 am

Vlad gonna be so gassed for the finals lol.
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Post#10 » by xAIRNESSx » Tue Jul 11, 2023 2:31 am

One of the kids in the outfield just got nailed in the face by a Vladdy hit. He totally misread the fly ball.
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Post#11 » by Randle McMurphy » Tue Jul 11, 2023 2:32 am

Vlad needs a delay here to rest. Get him an oxygen tank.
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Re: 2023 All-Star Thread 

Post#12 » by Randle McMurphy » Tue Jul 11, 2023 2:38 am

xAIRNESSx wrote:One of the kids in the outfield just got nailed in the face by a Vladdy hit. He totally misread the fly ball.

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HR derbies have never been so dangerous. Vlad is out there hitting 115 MPH line drives all over the field.
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Post#13 » by LBJKB24MJ23 » Tue Jul 11, 2023 2:44 am

30 seconds to get 5.
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Re: 2023 All-Star Thread 

Post#14 » by xAIRNESSx » Tue Jul 11, 2023 2:46 am

Bow down to your king
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Re: 2023 All-Star Thread 

Post#15 » by Schad » Tue Jul 11, 2023 2:46 am

Randle McMurphy wrote:HR derbies have never been so dangerous. Vlad is out there hitting 115 MPH line drives all over the field.


Kid caught one to the head off Pete Alonso in a previous year. MLB just really enjoys grievously injuring small children.
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Re: 2023 All-Star Thread 

Post#16 » by SharoneWright » Tue Jul 11, 2023 2:47 am

So they force Vlad to wear a Mariners themed necklace? Kind of sticks in my craw lol.
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Re: 2023 All-Star Thread 

Post#17 » by TOStateofMind » Tue Jul 11, 2023 2:47 am

He did it! Pretty impressive that he did it going back to back with little rest
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Post#18 » by SharoneWright » Tue Jul 11, 2023 2:47 am

Vlad continues to fake not knowing how to speak English
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Post#19 » by xAIRNESSx » Tue Jul 11, 2023 2:49 am

ESPN caption just read that Vladdy is the second Cuban born player to win the HR derby :lol:
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Post#20 » by Randle McMurphy » Tue Jul 11, 2023 2:50 am

What a win. First Jay ever and second Canadian born ever to win (even if it did say Cuban born lol guessing they expected Randy to win)
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