Toronto (22-26) vs Detroit (23-26) vs May (23-26) - Battle of the Ugly Hats

[Parataxis]

No seriously, if leaks are to be believed, we've got
THIS


Against THIS


Eyeballs everywhere are the losers.

But hey, at least we don't need to see them this weekend!

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Probable Pitchers

May 23 - 6:40pm

Kevin Gausman 2-3, 4.89 ERA, 43 SO


vs

Jack Flaherty 1-3, 3.79 ERA, 72 SO


May 24 - 6:40pm

Alek Manoah


vs

Matt Manning 0-1, 4.88 ERA, 23 SO


May 25 - 1:10pm

Jose Berrios 5-3, 2.98 ERA, 48 SO


vs

TBD


May 26 - 11:35am

Yusei Kikuchi 2-4, 2.64 ERA, 61 SO


vs

TBD

[Parataxis]

(just realised that the Blue Jays actually won last series. Sorry @HottieMcShotty, this GT should have been yours. My bad)

[JN]

Good lord Vogelbach how do you not get a double on that.

[Randle McMurphy]

Springer shouldn’t be getting regular playing time at this point

[Randle McMurphy]

Varsho is elite. What a trade

[Hottie McShotty]

Springer shouldn’t be getting regular playing time at this point

This will go down as one of the worst FA signings in sports history. What has Springer offered since he got here? This was a baaaaad signing. The team owes this guy another $60 million.

[Hottie McShotty]

Schneider is not the answer at leadoff.

[Madvillainy2004]

Varsho continuing to be the best player on this team

[SnotoriousBIG]

[Randle McMurphy]

Springer shouldn’t be getting regular playing time at this point

This will go down as one of the worst FA signings in sports history. What has Springer offered since he got here? This was a baaaaad signing. The team owes this guy another $60 million.

Springer was great. Then he got old.

This franchise missed both his and their window.

[Randle McMurphy]

Varsho continuing to be the best player on this team

And didn’t need a jacket as incentive to hit HRs

[GoRapstheoriginal]

TORONTO BLUE JAYS WIN! TORONTO BLUE JAYS WIN! WOOHOO! HOORAY! ! ! !

[Fairview4Life]

I’m going to get myself a crazy jacket to put on every time I do what I’m expected to do at work. We may never score less than 9 runs again.

[Brinbe]

Read on Twitter

and the city connect hats are fine. pays tribute to the city flag. but understandable that all the canadian fans that hate this city but somehow root for this team wouldn't like it lol

[Hottie McShotty]

Springer shouldn’t be getting regular playing time at this point

This will go down as one of the worst FA signings in sports history. What has Springer offered since he got here? This was a baaaaad signing. The team owes this guy another $60 million.

Springer was great. Then he got old.

This franchise missed both his and their window.

Springer wasn't great. He was often injured. Now he is old. This will go down as one of the worst most expensive FA signings in sports history.

[Hottie McShotty]

It was HR jacket all along!

[Parataxis]

This will go down as one of the worst FA signings in sports history. What has Springer offered since he got here? This was a baaaaad signing. The team owes this guy another $60 million.

Springer was great. Then he got old.

This franchise missed both his and their window.

Springer wasn't great. He was often injured. Now he is old. This will go down as one of the worst most expensive FA signings in sports history.

It wasn't even the worst expensive FA signing of that year, let alone 'in sports history'.

You can say that a signing was ill-advised without being hyperbolic.

[JN]

Springer shouldn’t be getting regular playing time at this point

This will go down as one of the worst FA signings in sports history. What has Springer offered since he got here? This was a baaaaad signing. The team owes this guy another $60 million.

He had an OPS+ of 141 and 132 his first 2 years with the Jays.

Unfortunately the decline has been very rapid.

[Randle McMurphy]

This will go down as one of the worst FA signings in sports history. What has Springer offered since he got here? This was a baaaaad signing. The team owes this guy another $60 million.

Springer was great. Then he got old.

This franchise missed both his and their window.

Springer wasn't great. He was often injured. Now he is old. This will go down as one of the worst most expensive FA signings in sports history.

I would suggest going to look at his stats in 2021 and 2022.

He got old, it was just sooner than they hoped or expected.

[rarefind]

Springer signed here because we gave him an extra year on his deal. Such is life... If you think this is the worst deal ever signed, you may want to reconsider your position.

Considering us writing off almost 40m for Tulo not so long ago, who knows how this one will go.