Mirror mirror on the wall who's the slowest of them all?

[Windmill]

We have Frank "The Big Hurt" Thomas, injury-prone Troy Glaus, 40 yr old Matt Stairs and Jason Phillips.

IMO it goes like this:

1. Frank Thomas
2. Jason Phllips
3. Troy Glaus
4. Matt Stairs

And watching Jason Phillips run around the bases is the funniest thing ever

[OldNo7]

Funnier than watching Bengie Molina last year? I think not.

[stro4swift]

Funnier than watching Bengie Molina last year? I think not.

[Windmill]

lol...say what you want to about Bengie but he did steal a base last yr.
Not sure but i think it was against the Angels with his brother as catcher.

[Andrea>Dirk]

Funnier than watching Bengie Molina last year? I think not.

The best was when myself and others started chants of "wheels molina, wheels." when he was on base. Miss that fatty.

[OldNo7]

lol...say what you want to about Bengie but he did steal a base last yr.
Not sure but i think it was against the Angels with his brother as catcher.

Yup and his slow brother also stole one off him

[rsx806]

Dude, Troy Glaus isn't slow...although he is having hamstring problem..

[OldNo7]

Dude, Troy Glaus isn't slow...although he is having hamstring problem..

And knee

And heel

And back

[TR50]

Funnier than watching Bengie Molina last year? I think not.

oh yeah, that triple was gold

we all know Troy has his nagging problems as well

[jalenrose#5]

Funnier than watching Bengie Molina last year? I think not.

I'd certainly take him over the likes of Zaun, Phillips and Fasano....that's for sure.

[RingItUp!]

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I'd certainly take him over the likes of Zaun, Phillips and Fasano....that's for sure.

I'd take Zaun.

He seems like the right kind of @$$hole that every team needs.

[arrpy]

I love the Title man....

[mr.garbage]

Frank Thomas
Jason Philips

Slowest of all of them. Even a 10 year old can outrun Thomas.