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Mirror mirror on the wall who's the slowest of them all?
Posted: Thu Jun 7, 2007 2:56 am
by Windmill
We have Frank "The Big Hurt" Thomas, injury-prone Troy Glaus, 40 yr old Matt Stairs and Jason Phillips.
IMO it goes like this:
1. Frank Thomas
2. Jason Phllips
3. Troy Glaus
4. Matt Stairs
And watching Jason Phillips run around the bases is the funniest thing ever
Posted: Thu Jun 7, 2007 2:58 am
by OldNo7
Funnier than watching Bengie Molina last year? I think not.
Posted: Thu Jun 7, 2007 3:05 am
by stro4swift
whosthebosh? wrote:Funnier than watching Bengie Molina last year? I think not.

Posted: Thu Jun 7, 2007 3:07 am
by Windmill
lol...say what you want to about Bengie but he did steal a base last yr.
Not sure but i think it was against the Angels with his brother as catcher.
Posted: Thu Jun 7, 2007 3:39 am
by Andrea>Dirk
whosthebosh? wrote:Funnier than watching Bengie Molina last year? I think not.
The best was when myself and others started chants of "wheels molina, wheels." when he was on base. Miss that fatty.
Posted: Thu Jun 7, 2007 12:23 pm
by OldNo7
Windmill wrote:lol...say what you want to about Bengie but he did steal a base last yr.
Not sure but i think it was against the Angels with his brother as catcher.
Yup and his slow brother also stole one off him
Posted: Thu Jun 7, 2007 3:14 pm
by rsx806
Dude, Troy Glaus isn't slow...although he is having hamstring problem..
Posted: Thu Jun 7, 2007 5:41 pm
by OldNo7
rsx806 wrote:Dude, Troy Glaus isn't slow...although he is having hamstring problem..
And knee
And heel
And back
Posted: Thu Jun 21, 2007 2:43 pm
by TR50
whosthebosh? wrote:Funnier than watching Bengie Molina last year? I think not.
oh yeah, that triple was gold
we all know Troy has his nagging problems as well
Posted: Thu Jun 21, 2007 9:38 pm
by jalenrose#5
whosthebosh? wrote:Funnier than watching Bengie Molina last year? I think not.
I'd certainly take him over the likes of Zaun, Phillips and Fasano....that's for sure.
Posted: Thu Jun 21, 2007 10:13 pm
by RingItUp!
jalenrose#5 wrote:-= original quote snipped =-
I'd certainly take him over the likes of Zaun, Phillips and Fasano....that's for sure.
I'd take Zaun.
He seems like the right kind of @$$hole that every team needs.
Posted: Sun Jun 24, 2007 12:20 am
by arrpy
I love the Title man....

Posted: Sun Jun 24, 2007 12:49 am
by mr.garbage
Frank Thomas
Jason Philips
Slowest of all of them. Even a 10 year old can outrun Thomas.