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The Onion Does a Bit on Roy Halladay

Posted: Fri Aug 7, 2009 9:18 pm
by Alfred
http://www.theonion.com/content/news/bl ... here_never

The Onion wrote:Halladay, who was fake-drafted by the Blue Jays in 1995, is credited with 142 career wins and 45 complete games, though Ricciardi confirmed that the fictional right-hander is just an amalgam of statistics compiled by Juan Guzman, Pat Hentgen, Woody Williams, Esteban Loaiza, Josh Towers, Gustavo Chacin, and other assorted Blue Jays pitchers through the years


:lol: Not one of their best articles, but still pretty funny.

Re: The Onion Does a Bit on Roy Halladay

Posted: Sat Aug 8, 2009 4:11 am
by distracted
The bit about Joe Carter's homer and Orlando Hudson had me rolling.

Re: The Onion Does a Bit on Roy Halladay

Posted: Sat Aug 8, 2009 4:18 am
by wicked_crossova
It wasn't really too difficult adding him to the roster, since we haven't had any press covering the team in 15 years."


LOL