The Amazingly Sucky Christian Guzman Thread
Posted: Tue May 8, 2007 3:36 pm
Sorry but it has to bother other people that he is batting .143 and he hit 2nd in the order yesterday.
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The Amazingly Sucky Christian Guzman Thread
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Posted: Tue May 8, 2007 10:08 pm
You know very well that forward thinking individuals do not consider it proper to fault someone for something they neither chose to be nor can stop being. Christian presumably does not want to suck, but has no other option, fault the front office for paying for his services and the team's baseball minds for continuing to provide him opportunities to demonstrate that characteristic.
Posted: Tue May 8, 2007 10:20 pm
I'd rather have Ruffin on the court than Guzman on the field.
That's saying a lot.
That's saying a lot.
Posted: Wed May 9, 2007 5:24 am
I got really bad indegestion from this post.WashWiz54 wrote:I'd rather have Ruffin on the court than Guzman on the field.
That's saying a lot.
Posted: Tue May 15, 2007 2:42 pm
He's finally healthy...
He'll be fine now...
Isn't he hitting .311 now?
He'll be fine now...
Isn't he hitting .311 now?
Posted: Wed May 16, 2007 2:36 am
He is actually batting .323 now but it's an aberation like the reason we signed him.
Posted: Wed May 16, 2007 6:42 pm
He stunk it up in '05 but he was injured most of the season and played through it not realizing how serious it was...
Missed all of '06...
Before '05 he was one of the best overall SS in the game on a pretty darn good team...
He'll be fine if healthy...
Missed all of '06...
Before '05 he was one of the best overall SS in the game on a pretty darn good team...
He'll be fine if healthy...
Posted: Wed May 16, 2007 6:59 pm
jefbo_80 wrote:Before '05 he was one of the best overall SS in the game on a pretty darn good team...
Ha ha ha, what?
Posted: Wed May 16, 2007 7:38 pm
jefbo_80 wrote:He stunk it up in '05 but he was injured most of the season and played through it not realizing how serious it was...
Missed all of '06...
Before '05 he was one of the best overall SS in the game on a pretty darn good team...
He'll be fine if healthy...
What game?
Posted: Wed May 16, 2007 7:45 pm
Final Fantasy VII?
Posted: Wed May 16, 2007 8:46 pm
Basketball Jesus wrote:Final Fantasy VII?
XIV
Str8 money as a Dungeon Mage.
Posted: Wed May 16, 2007 8:46 pm
Ha...jefbo, that was an easy target.
He's pretty much always sucked. 2001 is the only season I'd say he was even average and he only played in 118 games that year. He has a lifetime OBP of below .300 and his OPS is enough to make Billy Beane's head spin.
The dude won't be in the majors next year. Mark it down.
He's pretty much always sucked. 2001 is the only season I'd say he was even average and he only played in 118 games that year. He has a lifetime OBP of below .300 and his OPS is enough to make Billy Beane's head spin.
The dude won't be in the majors next year. Mark it down.
Posted: Thu May 17, 2007 4:11 am
Isn't he on the books for a more than a couple mil next year?jmrosenth wrote:Ha...jefbo, that was an easy target.
He's pretty much always sucked. 2001 is the only season I'd say he was even average and he only played in 118 games that year. He has a lifetime OBP of below .300 and his OPS is enough to make Billy Beane's head spin.
The dude won't be in the majors next year. Mark it down.
Posted: Thu May 17, 2007 2:19 pm
I believe he signed a 3-year deal before the '05 season, so mercifully, he'll be gone.
Posted: Thu May 17, 2007 10:14 pm
Well he does currently serve pretty well as a reminder (now that Vinny Castilla is no longer a National) of what can happen with Jim Bowden running the show.
What on earth would SS stand for in final fantasy, and how exactly could Christian have been on a pretty good team?
What you don't know about Christian is that the man is quite the Castle Wolfenstein ace, remarkably handy with a panzerfaust. Or he was, prior to 2005. He started letting his fame get to him, getting hot and heavy at Dance Dance Revolution, seemingly with a new woman each week, or the same woman with a different neon hair color each week. There were even rumors he had become involved with hax0rz, and of multiple positive tests for Red Bull. Guz said he wasn't having fun anymore and he's concentrated at being terrible at baseball ever since.
Jefbo_80 wrote:Before '05 he was one of the best overall SS in the game on a pretty darn good team...
lpsevier wrote:What game?
Basketball Jesus wrote:Final Fantasy VII?
What on earth would SS stand for in final fantasy, and how exactly could Christian have been on a pretty good team?
What you don't know about Christian is that the man is quite the Castle Wolfenstein ace, remarkably handy with a panzerfaust. Or he was, prior to 2005. He started letting his fame get to him, getting hot and heavy at Dance Dance Revolution, seemingly with a new woman each week, or the same woman with a different neon hair color each week. There were even rumors he had become involved with hax0rz, and of multiple positive tests for Red Bull. Guz said he wasn't having fun anymore and he's concentrated at being terrible at baseball ever since.
Posted: Fri May 18, 2007 4:51 pm
Basketball Jesus wrote:-= original quote snipped =-
Ha ha ha, what?
Yeah, he stinks... I was being funny. Not outwardly funny, apparantly.
See Alex Gordon.
Posted: Fri May 18, 2007 8:15 pm
Or Ryan Zimmerman.
Or Nick Markakis.
Heh heh heh.
Or Nick Markakis.
Heh heh heh.
Posted: Sat May 19, 2007 2:34 pm
jefbo_80 wrote:He stunk it up in '05 but he was injured most of the season and played through it not realizing how serious it was...
Missed all of '06...
Before '05 he was one of the best overall SS in the game on a pretty darn good team...
He'll be fine if healthy...
Comedy at its finest!
Posted: Mon May 21, 2007 5:40 pm
Basketball Jesus wrote:Or Ryan Zimmerman.
Or Nick Markakis.
Heh heh heh.
Neither bat a dreadful .177 with an enormous amount of K's and looking ever so bustful
Posted: Mon May 21, 2007 6:13 pm
He