K-Mart...Slightly Unamused

Jase · Post #1 » by **Jase** » Sat Apr 3, 2010 4:56 am

http://sports.espn.go.com/nba/news/story?id=5051607

eathy · Post #2 » by **eathy** » Sat Apr 3, 2010 5:09 am

yeah I read that before.

pretty dumb fron that ballboy/JR driver...

i know i'd be pretty pissed if someone did that to my car.

crazytown · Post #3 » by **crazytown** » Sat Apr 3, 2010 9:20 am

No shock there. Cuban was right. The guy is nothing but a thug

dis4ryan · Post #4 » by **dis4ryan** » Sat Apr 3, 2010 11:18 am

K-Mad threatening to not play in the playoffs means that he is def gonna come back this season. Thanks ballboy for getting the truth out. Ball Boy siky gnar.

Nutty Nats Fan · Post #5 » by **Nutty Nats Fan** » Sat Apr 3, 2010 1:45 pm

crazytown wrote:No shock there. Cuban was right. The guy is nothing but a thug

Uh. no. But this statement right here is (Please Use More Appropriate Word). The kid didn't just put popcorn in his car, it was freaking buttered. Being pissed off that someone ruined the inside of your car, isn't being a thug, it is being human.

freakazoid · Post #6 » by **freakazoid** » Sat Apr 3, 2010 3:07 pm

Nutty Nats Fan wrote:
crazytown wrote:No shock there. Cuban was right. The guy is nothing but a thug

Uh. no. But this statement right here is (Please Use More Appropriate Word). The kid didn't just put popcorn in his car, it was freaking buttered. Being pissed off that someone ruined the inside of your car, isn't being a thug, it is being human.

I agree. In fact, I think K-Mart would have been justified if he had just started smacking his teammates around upside their heads to let them know he was serious. He also should have went out to the parking lot and started slashing tires to help get his point across. They'll think twice before they **** with him again.

Oh...wait....It was the ballboy?

Nevermind.

endlessraine · Post #7 » by **endlessraine** » Sat Apr 3, 2010 3:08 pm

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rv58sCIEhRQ

well, this seems more fun. Wonder what Kmart would do if it was like this.

Khazim · Post #8 » by **Khazim** » Sat Apr 3, 2010 3:20 pm

Pretty ridiculous on K-mart's part if you ask me. I don't blame him for being pissed, but to blow up like that is pretty pathetic. Have some control man. Besides, it's not as if he couldn't afford to have the interior cleaned, or replaced, or hell just buy a whole new car. What a spoiled brat.

almost famous · Post #9 » by **almost famous** » Sat Apr 3, 2010 6:19 pm

This joke was not funny, but Kenyon never should have freaked out like that. Threatening to boycott the playoffs? What an arrogant ****. And way to bully your teammates. Wooooow. I really use to like this guy before this. My respect for K just plummeted.

Post #10 » by **FNQ** » Sat Apr 3, 2010 6:54 pm

almost famous wrote:This joke was not funny, but Kenyon never should have freaked out like that. Threatening to boycott the playoffs? What an arrogant ****. And way to bully your teammates. Wooooow. I really use to like this guy before this. My respect for K just plummeted.

+1 ... man up, get your car cleaned, then shove the bill in someone's face. Don't act like a pre-teen throwing a tantrum when you're raking in 8 figures and someone messes with you.

pickaxe · Post #11 » by **pickaxe** » Sat Apr 3, 2010 9:48 pm

Well Jesus that wasn't a nice prank to play. I'd say Kenyon has some room to be a little more chill about it though. Thing is popcorn and stealing keys doesn't even sound funny. I mean like popcorn in someone's shoes now that might be funny. Don't mess with a man's security.

And BTW it is human to react to it like that. Kenyon talks, Kenyon communicates. He's working hard to get back.....leave the man alone. Or at least do less offensive bull**** if you're trying to get him to crack a smile.

edit: just keep in mind Kenyon's on a tight schedule if he's gonna get back....anything that wastes his time is probably not a smart idea by anyone in the organization, i mean do this when things aren't time sensitive and **** if you're gonna pull a prank - and you know what, calling out his teammates....he doesn't know who did it, but they need to come together and realize not to be so goofy if they want to win something (not for kenyon's stupid ass car but for the team)

J Smitty · Post #12 » by **J Smitty** » Sun Apr 4, 2010 12:47 am

FireNellieQuick wrote:
almost famous wrote:This joke was not funny, but Kenyon never should have freaked out like that. Threatening to boycott the playoffs? What an arrogant ****. And way to bully your teammates. Wooooow. I really use to like this guy before this. My respect for K just plummeted.

+1 ... man up, get your car cleaned, then shove the bill in someone's face. Don't act like a pre-teen throwing a tantrum when you're raking in 8 figures and someone messes with you.

Tell me where you live so I can come key your car then. It's not that big of deal.

KAVK · Post #13 » by **KAVK** » Sun Apr 4, 2010 1:24 am

J Smitty wrote:
FireNellieQuick wrote:
almost famous wrote:This joke was not funny, but Kenyon never should have freaked out like that. Threatening to boycott the playoffs? What an arrogant ****. And way to bully your teammates. Wooooow. I really use to like this guy before this. My respect for K just plummeted.

+1 ... man up, get your car cleaned, then shove the bill in someone's face. Don't act like a pre-teen throwing a tantrum when you're raking in 8 figures and someone messes with you.

Tell me where you live so I can come key your car then. It's not that big of deal.

Yes Martin overreacted there. THis joke caught him on the bad time as well. Man finally had a break this season being healthy and playing well after all those time he battled injuries, then all of a sudden knee injury at the very wrong time. Plus It really ain't the joke when you feel like someone can put popcorn or anything in yo car anytime...... Put yourselves in his shoes fellas.......

He should have kept his cool in this one BUT i won't blame him!!!!

almost famous · Post #14 » by **almost famous** » Sun Apr 4, 2010 1:50 am

I don't think anyone is saying it isn't a big deal. The guy who did it was a moron, and will likely be paying for the damages for the next decade or so. That said, the reaction was completely overdramatic and childish.

freakazoid · Post #15 » by **freakazoid** » Sun Apr 4, 2010 2:16 am

meloivynene wrote:And BTW it is human to react to it like that. Kenyon talks, Kenyon communicates. He's working hard to get back.....leave the man alone. Or at least do less offensive bull**** if you're trying to get him to crack a smile.

Amen. Personally, I would have went home and kicked my mailman in the nads, after I smacked my girl in the chops, just in case they were involved. You can't be too careful.

Ok, ok, I guess that's really not fair. What I meant was, I would have went home, threatened my mailman with physical violence if he didn't tell me who did it, and then kicked my ho in the box.

Nutty Nats Fan · Post #16 » by **Nutty Nats Fan** » Sun Apr 4, 2010 2:53 am

Jay_Dnuggs_FAN wrote:Yes Martin overreacted there. THis joke caught him on the bad time as well. Man finally had a break this season being healthy and playing well after all those time he battled injuries, then all of a sudden knee injury at the very wrong time. Plus It really ain't the joke when you feel like someone can put popcorn or anything in yo car anytime...... Put yourselves in his shoes fellas.......

He should have kept his cool in this one BUT i won't blame him!!!!

Yeah, as anyone who follows the Nuggets knows, being on the court and playing means everything to Kmart. He was having his best season as a Nugget, he has got to be ready to explode just from that. Then some moron, steals the keys out of his pants... and ruins the inside of his car. Fark the money, his personal space was violated, and his personal property was ruined, in his place of work. A place he thought his things would be safe. I don't blame him at all. And we don't know how serious he was in that rant. So it's silly to assume he was being so. He was just pissed. If he had said those things after calming down? Then people would have a right to be upset.

Idiot kid though. I'm sure Kmart wouldn't have reacted as badly if he had just used a non-food item.

freakazoid · Post #17 » by **freakazoid** » Sun Apr 4, 2010 3:07 am

Nutty Nats Fan wrote: Fark the money, his personal space was violated, and his personal property was ruined, in his place of work. A place he thought his things would be safe. I don't blame him at all. And we don't know how serious he was in that rant.

? Really?

Martin discovered the damage as he was about to exit Denver's Pepsi Center.

Angered, he went back to the locker room spewing profanities and threats at teammates and other members of the organization.

"That ain't no [expletive] joke," Martin said. "I'm going to find out who did it ... put my [expletive] hands on one of y'all. I'm going to put my hands on whoever did it. You better believe that. It's [expletive] personal. You better believe it."

Martin, who has missed 15 games with a torn patella tendon in his left knee, threatened to boycott the postseason if he did not find out who was responsible.

"How 'bout if I don't play in the playoffs until somebody tells me who did it," Martin said.

Read more: http://realgm.com/src_wiretap_teams/den ... z0k64sTnbQ

pickaxe · Post #18 » by **pickaxe** » Sun Apr 4, 2010 3:45 am

freakazoid wrote:
meloivynene wrote:And BTW it is human to react to it like that. Kenyon talks, Kenyon communicates. He's working hard to get back.....leave the man alone. Or at least do less offensive bull**** if you're trying to get him to crack a smile.

Amen. Personally, I would have went home and kicked my mailman in the nads, after I smacked my girl in the chops, just in case they were involved. You can't be too careful.

Ok, ok, I guess that's really not fair. What I meant was, I would have went home, threatened my mailman with physical violence if he didn't tell me who did it, and then kicked my ho in the box.

If the mailman did it we would really have a problem. Newman!

J Smitty · Post #19 » by **J Smitty** » Sun Apr 4, 2010 4:17 am

freakazoid wrote:
meloivynene wrote:And BTW it is human to react to it like that. Kenyon talks, Kenyon communicates. He's working hard to get back.....leave the man alone. Or at least do less offensive bull**** if you're trying to get him to crack a smile.

Amen. Personally, I would have went home and kicked my mailman in the nads, after I smacked my girl in the chops, just in case they were involved. You can't be too careful.

Ok, ok, I guess that's really not fair. What I meant was, I would have went home, threatened my mailman with physical violence if he didn't tell me who did it, and then kicked my ho in the box.

Which one? Or would you just take it out on each one of your 8 wives?

freakazoid · Post #20 » by **freakazoid** » Sun Apr 4, 2010 4:26 am

J Smitty wrote:Which one? Or would you just take it out on each one of your 8 wives?

Good question.

If I was K-mart, I would smack all 8 wives equally, until one of my ho's fessed up. Then I would smack the rest of them, just in case they conspired with the main ho, cuz they prolly all hate me anyway.

Then I would smack all my team mates on the Nugz, so they no not to mess wif me.

Fo reels.