RealGM

Posted: **Sat May 26, 2007 11:33 pm**

The guy's the tits.

Posted: **Sun May 27, 2007 6:01 am**

All in favor of nominating this thread for most useless of the year say "i".....

Posted: **Sun May 27, 2007 6:05 am**

...and Elijah Dukes would stab Victorino to death with a ball point pen, ala Joe Pesci in Goodfella's.

Posted: **Sun May 27, 2007 5:50 pm**

Farsworth's got them both beat.

Posted: **Mon May 28, 2007 3:45 am**

Ugeth Urbina threatens people with machetes and douses them in gasoline...

Posted: **Mon May 28, 2007 3:49 am**

Mike Bourn is the real star.

Posted: **Mon May 28, 2007 11:30 pm**

Carl Everett ran over my friend's cat when he was on the Red Sox. He also is a nutcase and doesn't believe in dinosaurs.

The Official Shane Victorino is an OG Thread