Cards hire Big Mac to be their hitting coach

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Cards hire Big Mac to be their hitting coach 

Post#1 » by VinnyTheMick » Mon Oct 26, 2009 1:05 am

Per Wiretap.


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Re: Cards hire Big Mac to be their hitting coach 

Post#2 » by cold5 » Mon Oct 26, 2009 1:24 am

Next if Dave Duncan leaves, Roger Clemens becomes pitching coach, Canseco 1st base coach, Giambi retires and becomes 3rd base coach and everyone on the Cards who already wasn't a PED user becomes one and even more fluke miracle wins from guys like Brendan Ryan happen.
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Re: Cards hire Big Mac to be their hitting coach 

Post#3 » by WEFFPIM » Mon Oct 26, 2009 1:27 am

The jokes about write themselves.
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Re: Cards hire Big Mac to be their hitting coach 

Post#4 » by Posey H8er » Mon Oct 26, 2009 4:03 am

(After Pujols strikes out to lose the Cardinals an important playoff game)

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Re: Cards hire Big Mac to be their hitting coach 

Post#5 » by jeffhardyfan52 » Tue Oct 27, 2009 3:01 am

i for one think its nice to see big mac back
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Re: Cards hire Big Mac to be their hitting coach 

Post#6 » by sunshinekids99 » Tue Oct 27, 2009 9:58 am

I don't see how he could be a good hitting coach. But maybe he is a student of the game, this sure looks like someone trying to improve their image tho.
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Re: Cards hire Big Mac to be their hitting coach 

Post#7 » by High 5 » Wed Oct 28, 2009 6:12 pm

Stay away, Albert!
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Re: Cards hire Big Mac to be their hitting coach 

Post#8 » by trwi7 » Wed Oct 28, 2009 6:18 pm

Mark McGwire wrote:I know it's tough. Everybody in baseball knows its tough. I'm just going to give it my best shot.


His best shot is better than Sosa's best shot.
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