Stylez White wants you to eat this bowl of jello.

Post #1 » by **Da Schwab** » Tue Dec 16, 2008 8:36 pm

Say goodbye to Greg White.

He used to be a second-year defensive end for the Buccaneers. Now, he's Stylez.

Taking a cue from the former Chad Johnson-turned-Chad Ocho Cinco, the Bucs' defender legally changed his name to Stylez G. White.

Stylez?

That's in honor of Rupert "Stiles" Stilinski, the best friend to Scott Howard, the lead character played by Michael J. Fox in the 1985 move Teen Wolf.

On Monday in the Bucs' locker room, White, according to the Tampa Tribune, joyfully distributed copies of a judges' order that approved his name change.

So does White have an affinity for Teen Wolf? Or Michael j. Fox?

No. He just likes the name.

That was his best friend's name, White said of Fox's character. I always liked that name. Its not that I don't like Greg White.'

http://content.usatoday.com/topics/post ... 612.blog/1

I like Teen Wolf, but this is just stupid.

hermes · Post #2 » by **hermes** » Tue Dec 16, 2008 8:54 pm

it would be super if this changing your name fad died right here

Post #3 » by **Da Schwab** » Tue Dec 16, 2008 9:18 pm

hermes wrote:it would be super if this changing your name fad died right here

I don't want it to die until Plaxico Burress officially adds 'Cheddar' to the beginning of his name.

Post #4 » by **NO-KG-AI** » Wed Dec 17, 2008 5:27 am

Lawl.

Someone is going to change their name to something truly epic, I can't wait.

Pats19andO · Post #5 » by **Pats19andO** » Fri Dec 19, 2008 12:49 am

NO-KG-AI wrote:Lawl.

Someone is going to change their name to something truly epic, I can't wait.

Plax. Cheddar. And who is Greg White? Ive never heard of him

treiz · Post #6 » by **treiz** » Sat Dec 20, 2008 8:24 pm

Da Schwab wrote:
hermes wrote:it would be super if this changing your name fad died right here

I don't want it to die until Plaxico Burress officially adds 'Cheddar' to the beginning of his name.

I think we all hould find a way to preure him in doing it. Let's sign a petition!

Post #7 » by **Icness** » Sun Dec 21, 2008 4:05 am

I worked with a guy many years ago named Roger F. Hathaway. In a moment of gay rage (he was not happy that his closet doors were unhinged), he went to the local courthouse and legally changed his middle name to "Fukkin". He sold the argument that he was Finnish and that word apparently means something different in that language.

I agree this trend needs to stop. Or else I'm gonna change my name to Ic. Half the people who knew me in college have no idea what my real name is anyways.