SMTBSI wrote:Blatant, deliberate, clear-as-day cheating, and it's just a silly incident, easily forgotten, because it's not the Patriots.
It's true that I haven't really been an active part of this conversation. But I've been having some discussions lately with coworkers, and my general stance on this is starting to congeal. This is probably as good a time as any to go on record with where I actually stand. (Not that I think anyone particularly cares about where SMTBSI stands, but it might be handy to be able to point back to this post later.)
In fact, I do think that Tomlin's action is silly and easily forgettable. Just like the Colts crowd noise and locker rooms temp shenangians. Just like the Vikings and Panthers sideline ball-heating incident. Just like the Browns text-messaging misdemeanor. Just like every time a pitcher in baseball gets caught with pine tar on his glove or hat and gets ejected and suspended a few games. Just like every time a team, in any sport, attempts to steal/crack signals.
Just like Shaquille Oneal admitting he deflated basketballs during the Lakers championship runs (you'll like this one, Lakeshow). Just like every time receivers and defensive backs push the limits of handfighting, and linemen push the limit of holding to prevent a sack, and QBs try to draw the defensive line offsides with crazy cadences. Just like every racially-or-medically-or-in-some-way-or-another-insensitive taunt Garnett ever used to try to get in the head of an opposing player. Just like when Rondo tried to get into one of the Heat's huddles because there hadn't been an actual timeout. Just like
when Artest pulled Pierce's shorts down.
My gamesmanship tolerance is enormous, and was before Spygate ever became a thing. If I found out that another team cracked our signals, I would be pissed at our coaching staff for not catching on and adjusting / switching things up quickly enough. If another team came out with a trick play that exploits a grey area in the rules, I would be chagrined that we didn't think of it first. If another team provided us warm gatorade, I'd probably genuinely laugh out loud when I heard about it. And if another team ran up the score on us mercilessly (which many,
many teams are guaranteed to do once we sink back into mediocrity - get ready Pats fans, because the scales
will balance sooner or later), I'd take the medicine and look inward to ask what can be done to stop them next time.
I just can't, for the life of me, understand why everyone else seems to being going collectively insane over all of this.
I personally draw the line somewhere around the vicinity of steroids. And even then I have considerable sympathy for players who are trying to come back from injury quicker, or are having difficulty coming to terms with encroaching old age, or who feel up against a wall in an environment where use is already rampant. Intentional attempts to injure are also a personal limit; I will never wish an injury on another player, and I truly want my opponents healthy when I face them.
That doesn't mean I think it should be a wild wild west free-for-all. It's the league's job to police this stuff and dole out punishment appropriately. And when they do, I'll take the punishment with grace, and move on (I've only ever uttered the most mild of griping about our lost draft picks).
But that's not what this is about. It's not: "We cheated and/or bent the rules, got caught, and got punished, and life went on." It's: "We cheated and/or bent the rules, got caught, got dragged through the mud for years, got told that all of our accomplishments are invalid, that we're immoral and unethical, that we'd be terrible parents if we raised our kids to be Pats fans (yes, I've been told that), that defending my team says volumes about my personal ethical shortcomings (yes, I've been told that), that our team should get the death penalty and be removed from the league (yes, I've been told that), that everything we accomplish
in the future will be tainted because "once a cheater always a cheater" (yes, I've been told that), had nearly every single football conversation for the last decade interrupted by an uninvited participant who has to take their chance to make sure I understand that "cheaters" and "tainted" and "asterisk" and that I'm a POS for rooting for them...
And then, on top of it all, when we finally have had enough, and go all Yankee-mode, as I have, and start telling everyone, "Kiss our rings, b***h," we get told by other fans, like Latrell, that what they can't stand the most is our "arrogance", and that they wouldn't hate us so much if we would just show some "humility".
Well, guess what? You made us this way. You wanted a villian, and you got one. I now wholly understand Yankee fans, when they embrace the fact that they bought their titles instead of apologizing for it. I admit no responsibility. I give no ground. My team is better than yours. My organization is better than yours. You can't beat us off the field, which is too bad because you sure as **** can't beat us on it. We beat you when we cheat. We beat you when we don't bother to cheat. Belichick is smarter than your coach. Brady is better than your QB. Our system is superior to yours, our city is better than yours, my dad can beat up your dad, your lunch tastes delicious, and you can't do a thing about any of it. And that burns you, bad.
Ok. Supervillian mode disengage.
Sports are supposed to be our diversion from the serious stuff. Unfortunately, it seems that there are a lot of human beings out there who take enormous pleasure in trying to take that away from complete strangers. People like Lakeshow seem to have heavy emotional investment in schadenfreude and spoiling others' enjoyment of a pasttime. They want to ruin it for us. If they can't beat us on the field, they want to make sure that the fan-experience is so foul for us that we can get no pleasure out of it. The very knowledge that Pats fans have had to go through the things I've described above makes them feel warm and fuzzy inside.
This whole thing - it's not really about "cheating". Never has been. It's the biggest red herring of all time. It's about people, and their need to get up on the soapbox and lecture and feel superior to others. Any opportunity for outrage and righteous indignation. Forget that we're talking about
sports - this is your chance to look someone in the eye and make sure they know that you're better than them. Don't miss it! This is important!