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Post#541 » by bluejerseyjinx » Sat Mar 25, 2017 2:31 pm

jwise44 wrote:I came into talk smack about the Cowgirls...I'm really drunk and had a hilarious thing happen to me, and it involved a cowboys fan haha...not appropriate for this forum though

But so anyways the cowboys suck and their fans are annoying, but otis mr. B and especially my man bjj are Cool in my book


I will probably delete this post whenever I wake up

You haven't been awake for 3 years now since I joined realgm. What's new? :lol:
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Post#542 » by bluejerseyjinx » Sat Mar 25, 2017 2:46 pm

jwise44 wrote:
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bluejerseyjinx wrote:There are 3 houses on a dead end street. In back of every house runs a sewer canal. Which house belongs to the Egal fan?

The one with a diving board.

I'm confused? That doesn't sound like a very good joke

They are diving into the sewer canal?

Things will become clearer when you sober up, :lol: Who said it was a joke?
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Post#543 » by bluejerseyjinx » Fri Mar 31, 2017 12:19 am

bleu wrote:I will say, after watching Thursday night's game...the Cowboys Super Bowl hopes will likely depend on who they have to play on the way. If they have to play a team with a really good offensive line and a solid pocket quarterback I think they may be in trouble. The Raiders, for example, would give them fits.

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Re: Smack talk thread? 

Post#544 » by bleu » Mon Apr 3, 2017 5:01 am

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bleu wrote:I will say, after watching Thursday night's game...the Cowboys Super Bowl hopes will likely depend on who they have to play on the way. If they have to play a team with a really good offensive line and a solid pocket quarterback I think they may be in trouble. The Raiders, for example, would give them fits.

I hate it when your right at times, :kissmybutt:


It happens pretty often :lol:

It really wasn't too difficult to foresee. The Cowboys were a very VERY good team last year, as they will likely be again this year. But Their one weakness, which was a glaring weakness to me, was that defensive line. IDK if they've made any changes there this off-season or not. You don't have to have a top 5 D-line to win a championship, but you can't do it with a bottom 5 one.
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Re: Smack talk thread? 

Post#545 » by Cactus Jack » Tue Apr 4, 2017 6:11 pm

Where did Bjj & all his Romo smack talk, go?
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Post#546 » by bluejerseyjinx » Wed Apr 5, 2017 12:05 am

Cactus Jack wrote:Where did Bjj & all his Romo smack talk, go?

What particular smack talk of Romo are you referring to?
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Post#547 » by Cactus Jack » Wed Apr 5, 2017 12:29 am

bluejerseyjinx wrote:
Cactus Jack wrote:Where did Bjj & all his Romo smack talk, go?

What particular smack talk of Romo are you referring to?

He's going to play this year. Denver/Houston would start a bidding war for him. Jerry would get a draft pick, etc. Lol
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Post#548 » by bluejerseyjinx » Wed Apr 5, 2017 12:39 am

Cactus Jack wrote:
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Cactus Jack wrote:Where did Bjj & all his Romo smack talk, go?

What particular smack talk of Romo are you referring to?

He's going to play this year. Denver/Houston would start a bidding war for him. Jerry would get a draft pick, etc. Lol

didn't care where he went to be honest with you. I'm just glad the jinx is out of Dallas. But for those teams that were waiting to bid on or go after him after released, just got burned however. (Speaking of Houston, mostly). :beer: :party:
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Post#549 » by RaoulDuke79 » Wed Apr 5, 2017 2:13 am

Houston has had a terrible QB situation for many years now, how did they get burned by not signing a jinx who was a perennial choker/loser?
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Post#550 » by bluejerseyjinx » Wed Apr 5, 2017 2:26 am

RaoulDuke79 wrote:Houston has had a terrible QB situation for many years now, how did they get burned by not signing a jinx who was a perennial choker/loser?

Well, now that Osweiller is gone I was wondering who your starting QB is now. And you guys were the ones talking about making an offer if/and when he was released, not me. Currently you guys have nothing to go along with the number one defense from last year.
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Post#551 » by RaoulDuke79 » Wed Apr 5, 2017 2:44 am

I never wanted Romo, so we dodged a bullet more so than getting burned, IMO.

I concur though, we still have no QB.

Same as it ever was, really.
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Post#552 » by bluejerseyjinx » Wed Apr 5, 2017 2:56 am

I'm quite certain however, if health wasn't an issue, there would have been a lot of takers and bidders.
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Post#553 » by bleu » Mon Apr 10, 2017 4:56 am

Guys its a lot harder to smack talk when your team stinks like mine did last year :(
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Post#554 » by bluejerseyjinx » Wed Apr 12, 2017 6:11 pm

bleu wrote:Guys its a lot harder to smack talk when your team stinks like mine did last year :(

I don't think you guys stink at all. Your team has major chemistry issues.
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Post#555 » by bluejerseyjinx » Tue Apr 25, 2017 5:11 am

bleu wrote:Guys its a lot harder to smack talk when your team stinks like mine did last year :(

Doesn't stop Egal and Foreskin fans. Its continuous year in and year out, during season and off season, despite stinking most of the time.
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Re: Smack talk thread? 

Post#556 » by bluejerseyjinx » Thu May 25, 2017 9:08 pm

jwise44 wrote:
bluejerseyjinx wrote:
bluejerseyjinx wrote:There are 3 houses on a dead end street. In back of every house runs a sewer canal. Which house belongs to the Egal fan?

The one with a diving board.

I'm confused? That doesn't sound like a very good joke

They are diving into the sewer canal?

You finally woke up, :lol: Yes, and I hope they still charge a water tax on them as well.
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Post#557 » by bluejerseyjinx » Tue Jun 20, 2017 2:24 pm

Seattle and Houston are going down this year. Only the Foreskins and Egals are lower, lol.
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Post#558 » by bluejerseyjinx » Wed Aug 16, 2017 6:14 pm

Cactus Jack wrote:Where did Bjj & all his Romo smack talk, go?

Its time to warm up the smack talk thread. What do you get when you cross a Jwise with a Cactus jack?
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Post#559 » by bluejerseyjinx » Tue Sep 5, 2017 3:31 pm

bleu wrote:Guys its a lot harder to smack talk when your team stinks like mine did last year :(

No it isn't. That's the best time to smack talk the other teams. What else is there to do when you have a year like that? :wink:
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Post#560 » by bluejerseyjinx » Fri Sep 15, 2017 1:28 am

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