If the NFL were like High School....

treiz · Post #1 » by **treiz** » Wed Jan 23, 2008 8:28 pm

Got this from the NHL, then the NBA boards. What if the NFL was like High School, which team would be what?

NE - The smart kid who always gets straight As.

Jaguars - The no none-sense bully.

Dallas - The arrogant p***k that always talks, but can't produce when it's on the line.

CJ_18 · Post #2 » by **CJ_18** » Wed Jan 23, 2008 8:37 pm

San Diego: the kid who is 3 years younger than everyone but still makes the honor roll.

Post #3 » by **Basketball Jesus** » Wed Jan 23, 2008 8:55 pm

The Patriots would be the kid that lettered in like 30 different sports, was a member of NHS, aced his SATS, and dated the best-looking cheerleader in school.

The Chargers would be the smart-ass that does all the talking and then hides behind his friends when you go to fight him.

The Lions would definitely be the kid that wears a Megadeth t-shirt to senior pictures.

hermes · Post #4 » by **hermes** » Wed Jan 23, 2008 9:25 pm

Raiders- the kid on drugs, everyone thinks has some kind of disorder

Bengals- the hot looking cheerleader, that everyone wants to be with
until its found out that she is crazy beyond belief

Jets- live right next to the cool kid(Patriots), and they try hard but cannot come close to being as good as the cool kid, in anything

Post #5 » by **Da Schwab** » Wed Jan 23, 2008 9:33 pm

Giants - The bully who really only bullies people because he has an abusive home life.

SportsWorld · Post #6 » by **SportsWorld** » Wed Jan 23, 2008 9:59 pm

Patriots- The kid that looks over people's shoulders for answers when taking a test.

High 5 · Post #7 » by **High 5** » Wed Jan 23, 2008 10:12 pm

Patriots are the kid that has the drunk, abusive father who always worked them too hard trying to live through them and they crumble and take steroids so they can live up to his standards.

Falcons are the kid that takes a gun to school and shoots everyone.

Dirty Water · Post #8 » by **Dirty Water** » Wed Jan 23, 2008 10:30 pm

Packers - kid that hangs out with a lot of underclassmen

Wizards2Lottery · Post #9 » by **Wizards2Lottery** » Wed Jan 23, 2008 10:47 pm

Redskins = the emo kid who still finds a way to get laid

hermes · Post #10 » by **hermes** » Wed Jan 23, 2008 11:31 pm

houston- new kid who got beat up a lot, but has been working out some, and is improving, but still getting beat up

denver- good kid who has shown potential, but has crazy parents that make him changes his ways, and the kid doesn't succed

NoSkyy · Post #11 » by **NoSkyy** » Wed Jan 23, 2008 11:41 pm

Saints - the lonely kid who everyone was being really nice to because his house burned down but stopped caring about after he got back on track.

The_Child_Prodigy · Post #12 » by **The_Child_Prodigy** » Thu Jan 24, 2008 12:12 am

The rams would be the pedophile waiting for girls after school.

Dirty Water · Post #13 » by **Dirty Water** » Thu Jan 24, 2008 1:23 am

eagles would be the kid with really low self esteem

deeney0 · Post #14 » by **deeney0** » Thu Jan 24, 2008 1:48 am

If the Packers were a high school, Brett Favre would be the creepy old guy who won't leave the young'ns alone.

WEFFPIM · Post #15 » by **WEFFPIM** » Thu Jan 24, 2008 2:20 am

Bears - the kid that got great grades last year and came into this year cocky as hell and decided not to study, ending up with a C-average.

UrbanLegendMD · Post #16 » by **UrbanLegendMD** » Thu Jan 24, 2008 2:42 am

Ravens -- That kid who almost went to jail, then aced math, but struggled in English, yet won "Student of the Year". His dyslexia has finally caught up to him, so he had to change his study strategy, and he's hoping to improve next year.

trwi7 · Post #17 » by **trwi7** » Thu Jan 24, 2008 4:08 am

SportsWorld wrote:Patriots- The kid that looks over people's shoulders for answers when taking a test.

hermes · Post #18 » by **hermes** » Thu Jan 24, 2008 5:17 pm

dallas- pretty smart kid who had done very well in everything the whole year, then near the end decided he was too good and didn't need to study for final, and he blew it

treiz · Post #19 » by **treiz** » Thu Jan 24, 2008 7:12 pm

Jets - That one kid who follows the popular kids and won't leave him alone, and even tries to be like him and starts copying what he wears and so on.

Giants - The kid who went on a hippy trip and came back struggling with school at the start then eventually picked it up after some motivation.

FakeScreenName123 · Post #20 » by **FakeScreenName123** » Thu Jan 24, 2008 7:45 pm

Cardnials - Wait, i thought he moved? He's still here? I haven't even seen him this year.