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If the NFL were like High School....

Posted: Wed Jan 23, 2008 8:28 pm
by treiz
Got this from the NHL, then the NBA boards. What if the NFL was like High School, which team would be what?

NE - The smart kid who always gets straight As.

Jaguars - The no none-sense bully.

Dallas - The arrogant p***k that always talks, but can't produce when it's on the line.

Posted: Wed Jan 23, 2008 8:37 pm
by CJ_18
San Diego: the kid who is 3 years younger than everyone but still makes the honor roll.

Posted: Wed Jan 23, 2008 8:55 pm
by Basketball Jesus
The Patriots would be the kid that lettered in like 30 different sports, was a member of NHS, aced his SATS, and dated the best-looking cheerleader in school.

The Chargers would be the smart-ass that does all the talking and then hides behind his friends when you go to fight him.

The Lions would definitely be the kid that wears a Megadeth t-shirt to senior pictures.

Posted: Wed Jan 23, 2008 9:25 pm
by hermes
Raiders- the kid on drugs, everyone thinks has some kind of disorder

Bengals- the hot looking cheerleader, that everyone wants to be with
until its found out that she is crazy beyond belief

Jets- live right next to the cool kid(Patriots), and they try hard but cannot come close to being as good as the cool kid, in anything

Posted: Wed Jan 23, 2008 9:33 pm
by Da Schwab
Giants - The bully who really only bullies people because he has an abusive home life.

Posted: Wed Jan 23, 2008 9:59 pm
by SportsWorld
Patriots- The kid that looks over people's shoulders for answers when taking a test.

Posted: Wed Jan 23, 2008 10:12 pm
by High 5
Patriots are the kid that has the drunk, abusive father who always worked them too hard trying to live through them and they crumble and take steroids so they can live up to his standards.

Falcons are the kid that takes a gun to school and shoots everyone.

Posted: Wed Jan 23, 2008 10:30 pm
by Dirty Water
Packers - kid that hangs out with a lot of underclassmen

Posted: Wed Jan 23, 2008 10:47 pm
by Wizards2Lottery
Redskins = the emo kid who still finds a way to get laid

Posted: Wed Jan 23, 2008 11:31 pm
by hermes
houston- new kid who got beat up a lot, but has been working out some, and is improving, but still getting beat up

denver- good kid who has shown potential, but has crazy parents that make him changes his ways, and the kid doesn't succed

Posted: Wed Jan 23, 2008 11:41 pm
by NoSkyy
Saints - the lonely kid who everyone was being really nice to because his house burned down but stopped caring about after he got back on track.

Posted: Thu Jan 24, 2008 12:12 am
by The_Child_Prodigy
The rams would be the pedophile waiting for girls after school.

Posted: Thu Jan 24, 2008 1:23 am
by Dirty Water
eagles would be the kid with really low self esteem

Posted: Thu Jan 24, 2008 1:48 am
by deeney0
If the Packers were a high school, Brett Favre would be the creepy old guy who won't leave the young'ns alone.

Posted: Thu Jan 24, 2008 2:20 am
by WEFFPIM
Bears - the kid that got great grades last year and came into this year cocky as hell and decided not to study, ending up with a C-average.

Posted: Thu Jan 24, 2008 2:42 am
by UrbanLegendMD
Ravens -- That kid who almost went to jail, then aced math, but struggled in English, yet won "Student of the Year". His dyslexia has finally caught up to him, so he had to change his study strategy, and he's hoping to improve next year.

Posted: Thu Jan 24, 2008 4:08 am
by trwi7
SportsWorld wrote:Patriots- The kid that looks over people's shoulders for answers when taking a test.


:rofl:

Posted: Thu Jan 24, 2008 5:17 pm
by hermes
dallas- pretty smart kid who had done very well in everything the whole year, then near the end decided he was too good and didn't need to study for final, and he blew it

Posted: Thu Jan 24, 2008 7:12 pm
by treiz
Jets - That one kid who follows the popular kids and won't leave him alone, and even tries to be like him and starts copying what he wears and so on.

Giants - The kid who went on a hippy trip and came back struggling with school at the start then eventually picked it up after some motivation.

Posted: Thu Jan 24, 2008 7:45 pm
by FakeScreenName123
Cardnials - Wait, i thought he moved? He's still here? I haven't even seen him this year.