Giants OL admits to castration

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Giants OL admits to castration 

Post#1 » by Wizards2Lottery » Sun Jan 27, 2008 4:52 pm

of lambs

RUEGAMER HAS A SCREW LOOSE

One of the practical realities of covering the NFL for nearly a full decade is that nothing surprises me anymore.

And, then, I get surprised.

Giants offensive lineman Grey Ruegamer admits that he once assisted in the castration of 200 young lambs. And he accomplished the task without the aid of any tools or knives or other instruments.

He used his teeth.


"You grab the forelegs and pin them to the ground, and then you grab the back legs and throw them on their back," Ruegamer said. "[A]way you go. It's the way the Basques do it. . . . [Y]ou pull them out with your teeth, spit them in a bucket, next one."

Okay, now I'll never be surprised again.

http://www.profootballtalk.com/rumormill.htm

omg :rofl: :nonono: :crazy:
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Post#2 » by VinnyTheMick » Sun Jan 27, 2008 6:15 pm

He'll rip your balls off & hand 'em to you.
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Post#3 » by DaGoodz » Sun Jan 27, 2008 8:22 pm

:rofl2:
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Post#4 » by FakeScreenName123 » Sun Jan 27, 2008 8:49 pm

ahahahahha
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Post#5 » by UrbanLegendMD » Sun Jan 27, 2008 10:20 pm

Richard better watch out
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Post#6 » by Monkeyfeng06 » Sun Jan 27, 2008 10:42 pm

:o
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Post#7 » by Flash3 » Sun Jan 27, 2008 11:28 pm

and what's the purpose of castrating lambs?
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Post#8 » by travis minor » Mon Jan 28, 2008 12:06 am

i can't even formulate a joke for this
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Post#9 » by NoSkyy » Mon Jan 28, 2008 2:55 am

Monkeyfeng06 wrote::o


Now if we only had a castration smiley....

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Post#10 » by LAKESHOW » Mon Jan 28, 2008 3:09 am

damn, that puts a new meaning on that movie, "SILENCE OF THE LAMBS"
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Post#11 » by Monkeyfeng06 » Mon Jan 28, 2008 3:53 am

LAKESHOW wrote:damn, that puts a new meaning on that movie, "SILENCE OF THE LAMBS"


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Post#12 » by deeney0 » Mon Jan 28, 2008 4:17 am

So that's what happened to Eli.
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Post#13 » by studcrackers » Mon Jan 28, 2008 4:19 am

best thread title ever
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Post#14 » by UTMCretin » Mon Jan 28, 2008 7:23 pm

Probably best to wash all semblances of facial hair immediately afterwards.
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Post#15 » by Buck You » Mon Jan 28, 2008 9:09 pm

He's better at that then football.
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Post#16 » by travis minor » Tue Jan 29, 2008 4:07 am

LAKESHOW wrote:damn, that puts a new meaning on that movie, "SILENCE OF THE LAMBS"





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Post#17 » by Icness » Wed Jan 30, 2008 9:06 pm

Now that's the kind of interesting nuances to the Super Bowl hype that I really enjoy. Noramlly I unplug completely from all sports programming this week, but I gotta say I want MORE GREY RUEGAMER!!

I think he's been very good in his pressed duty, considering how long he's been around and how little he's accomplished.
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Post#18 » by cb4_89 » Thu Jan 31, 2008 4:47 am

just wow. Why would anyone even do that?

Just wow
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Post#19 » by East_Coast » Thu Jan 31, 2008 1:17 pm

cb4_89 wrote:just wow. Why would anyone even do that?

Just wow

Exactly. They must have come kind of tool to do the job. Truly disturbing.
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