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Giants OL admits to castration
Posted: Sun Jan 27, 2008 4:52 pm
by Wizards2Lottery
of lambs
RUEGAMER HAS A SCREW LOOSE
One of the practical realities of covering the NFL for nearly a full decade is that nothing surprises me anymore.
And, then, I get surprised.
Giants offensive lineman Grey Ruegamer admits that he once assisted in the castration of 200 young lambs. And he accomplished the task without the aid of any tools or knives or other instruments.
He used his teeth.
"You grab the forelegs and pin them to the ground, and then you grab the back legs and throw them on their back," Ruegamer said. "[A]way you go. It's the way the Basques do it. . . . [Y]ou pull them out with your teeth, spit them in a bucket, next one."
Okay, now I'll never be surprised again.
http://www.profootballtalk.com/rumormill.htm
omg
Posted: Sun Jan 27, 2008 6:15 pm
by VinnyTheMick
He'll rip your balls off & hand 'em to you.
Posted: Sun Jan 27, 2008 8:22 pm
by DaGoodz
Posted: Sun Jan 27, 2008 8:49 pm
by FakeScreenName123
ahahahahha
Posted: Sun Jan 27, 2008 10:20 pm
by UrbanLegendMD
Richard better watch out
Posted: Sun Jan 27, 2008 10:42 pm
by Monkeyfeng06
Posted: Sun Jan 27, 2008 11:28 pm
by Flash3
and what's the purpose of castrating lambs?
Posted: Mon Jan 28, 2008 12:06 am
by travis minor
i can't even formulate a joke for this
Posted: Mon Jan 28, 2008 2:55 am
by NoSkyy
Monkeyfeng06 wrote::o
Now if we only had a castration smiley....
Posted: Mon Jan 28, 2008 3:09 am
by LAKESHOW
damn, that puts a new meaning on that movie, "SILENCE OF THE LAMBS"
Posted: Mon Jan 28, 2008 3:53 am
by Monkeyfeng06
LAKESHOW wrote:damn, that puts a new meaning on that movie, "SILENCE OF THE LAMBS"
...................
Posted: Mon Jan 28, 2008 4:17 am
by deeney0
So that's what happened to Eli.
Posted: Mon Jan 28, 2008 4:19 am
by studcrackers
best thread title ever
Posted: Mon Jan 28, 2008 7:23 pm
by UTMCretin
Probably best to wash all semblances of facial hair immediately afterwards.
Posted: Mon Jan 28, 2008 9:09 pm
by Buck You
He's better at that then football.
Posted: Tue Jan 29, 2008 4:07 am
by travis minor
LAKESHOW wrote:damn, that puts a new meaning on that movie, "SILENCE OF THE LAMBS"
..................
Posted: Wed Jan 30, 2008 9:06 pm
by Icness
Now that's the kind of interesting nuances to the Super Bowl hype that I really enjoy. Noramlly I unplug completely from all sports programming this week, but I gotta say I want MORE GREY RUEGAMER!!
I think he's been very good in his pressed duty, considering how long he's been around and how little he's accomplished.
Posted: Thu Jan 31, 2008 4:47 am
by cb4_89
just wow. Why would anyone even do that?
Just wow
Posted: Thu Jan 31, 2008 1:17 pm
by East_Coast
cb4_89 wrote:just wow. Why would anyone even do that?
Just wow
Exactly. They must have come kind of tool to do the job. Truly disturbing.
