Some random collegiate news

Post #1 » by **PhilipNelsonFan** » Thu Oct 11, 2007 10:16 pm

1. Franchione's f**ked. Highly doubt he keeps his job beyond this year. If he does, it's a bona fide miracle, or A&M has won out.

2. Surprise: Reggie Bush was paid money illegally in college. The NCAA will promptly do nothing, and I will never associate myself with someone whose name is as creepy as Michael Michaels.

3. Kansas State under investigation for shady grading of football players. Because it's not college football unless SOMEONE writes a paper for a linebacker for a class he doesn't go to.

4. First Pat Cowan, now Ben Olson out for three weeks. More McLeod Bethel-Thompson for everybody! Now if only Kaipo-Noa Kaheaku-Enhada played in the Pac-10.

5. One of the best WRs you've never heard of is lost for the season. It's been an unmistakably tough year for Sammie Stroughter, but it's gonna get even tougher for the Beavers.

6. Other injuries: Wisconsin WR Luke Swan (hammy), John David Ass (finger), Nevada QB Nick Graziano (torn foot tendon), Texas Tech coach Mike Leach (broken arm; fell off his bike), and Florida S Tony Joiner (common sense portion of brain).

7. Not news, but this has to be one of the funniest f**king this I have ever seen.

Post #2 » by **KingInExile** » Fri Oct 12, 2007 12:23 am

PhilipNelsonFan wrote:5. One of the best WRs you've never heard of is lost for the season. It's been an unmistakably tough year for Sammie Stroughter, but it's gonna get even tougher for the Beavers.

UGHGGGGHHHH!!!!

Hate hearing this. At least he still can redshirt this season and come back next year. This season's already pretty s**t for the Beavs, no need to rush him back now.

jumanji · Post #3 » by **jumanji** » Fri Oct 12, 2007 1:26 am

Bush had been getting money under the table from undesirables for years, oh you mean Reggie Bush.

Post #4 » by **PhilipNelsonFan** » Fri Oct 12, 2007 8:49 pm

Also, Penn State's RB has been charged with rape.

Now he alone must clean the stadium.