Impuniti wrote:SinceGatlingWasARookie wrote:Impuniti wrote:Can anyone explain to me what the **** happened to Steph's shot the last month? The guy is shooting like a complete imposter since and the bizarre thing is the shots he is missing (open 3s, his % near rim is worst since 12/13 I think).
What in the hell has gotten into the guy?
It is Chiozza's fault. Chiozza playing screws with Curry's mind and makes him miss his shots.
How do we fix it? Start Chiozza over Curry?
Yes Chiozza must start over Curry, but we will also need 20 eyes of newts and 10 four leaf clovers 10 ant leggs and David Stern's toe nail. David Stern being dead should not matter. just dig up the body and take the toenail. If the toenail has rotted then we have a problem.
Use a mortal and pestle to grind the mixture into paste and then feed a bit to each warrior at half time in the first game that Chiozza starts. But the gods of Snarkydom will need to be appeased with a sacrifice if we deny them the snarks now being directed at Chiozza. The Gods of Snarkydom are already upset at Wiggins escape from snarky purgatory. To appease the gods of Snarkydom we must find Tonya Harding, give her the invisable hammer of Snarkdom and have Tonya hire someone to apply the Nancy Kerrigan treatment to the Knees of Wiggins and Poole to put them into the fandom Doghouse with Damion Lee and Toscano. How dare Wiggins and Poole escape the Doghouse. The Gods of Snarkdom demand the fans eternal comtempt for Wiggins, Poole, Lee and Toscano in exchange for allowing Chiozza to be a mediocre player and returning the magic to the Curried one.
But is it a fair trade? What if the gods of Snarkdom are bluffing and it is not they who stole Curry's magic?