We have reached a multi-year agreement with veteran free agent power forward Sleepy51. Sleepy will throw down on you as soon as look at you. Or even if he just doesn't see you. Also if you are on his team.
Also joining the team fresh from a dominant D-league season is combo-guard Chris Porter's Hair. CPH will rock you to sleep with his crossover while you are mesmerized by his (you guessed it) hair. The hair also has a slick crossover.
They are joining a fine tradition created by GSWBandwagon and Hopper15, and I'm looking forward to working with them both.
