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Tonight, the Fat One takes on his Hometown Blazers' Summer Squad and looks to prove to the world that he can play two days in a row without the defibrillators coming into play. It's a heady bet, one that shows his toughness and WhiteBoy Can-Do macho confidence. Be sure to tune in.

A fun drinking game for McLovin viewing: Milkshake shots everytime he fails to make it past half court on a possession by either team. You'll puke by midway through the second quarter. Play it with real booze and you may as well hand in your car keys before tip-off.

"I know, John. I know. I thought he had IT, too."








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Sid is the guy in the suit sitting primly in stoic superiority, in front of the old skool ballaz.

I'll cover it all, good and bad, solid and flabby, pass-y and gass-y, tough and slow.

Fair and balanced.

Game start being delayed due to McLovin getting stuck in a doorway between the locker room and the floor. Team assistants were out of Crisco due to this recurring issue but have called for reinforcements. McLovin is fine = he was given 7 Nacho Cheese Chicken Chalupas and a Super Big Gulp of Dr. Pepper and is being a real gamer about it all. Gamer. No quit. Heart. Hoosiers. Etc.

Koponen >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Busty

Portland is going to be so scary.

If everything works out for Portland health wise..They could dominate the next 12 years

Love is a beast ..

Love will rebound in the league. Don't let anyone say otherwise.

Holy Eff You win on that one!

Minnesota escaped certain death of the franchise through pure luck...Memphis

Not that one

Portland isn' een bothering with bigs this Summer - no one can earn time!

I hate the Blazers. They're going to kick our a$$.

Roy-Bayless is a great combo in the backcourt..

Oden lurking in the paint?

Get the F out of here.

Bayless >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Love

Portland is just going to kill all comers.

Nice hands from Love on Bayless before the 3 attempt.

Craig Smith is making Minnesota look much better than they have as a team thus far. Good thing they signed him for Summer League.

McLovin needs approval... totally neurotic.

The Portland will-never-play-in the NBA-bigs are great!