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You Work Up An Appetite Being In Jail

Posted: Thu May 31, 2007 2:39 am
by MickeyDavis
Chicago Bears defensive lineman Tank Johnson spent 60 days in the Cook County Jail. While he got three meals a day, he also spent $665 ordering mostly junk food through the jail commissary, according to records obtained through the Illinois Freedom of Information Act. Among his orders:

Beef sticks 162
Honey buns 40
Summer sausage 35
Chips 35
Coffee 22
Fruit punch 10
Tuna fish 10
Jalapeno cheese spread 9
Tortillas 9
Refried beans 6
Cookies 6
Reese's cups 5
Lemonade 5
Swiss rolls 4
Dill pickles 3
Sugar 3
Cream 3
Oatmeal sandwiches 3
Bag of Jolly Ranchers 2
Butterfingers 2
Peanut butter bars 2
Cupcakes 1

http://www.suntimes.com/sports/football ... 30.article

Posted: Thu May 31, 2007 4:49 am
by SportsWorld
A man has to have his beef sticks :nod:

Posted: Thu May 31, 2007 2:41 pm
by Darth Celtic
and yet in his camp pics, he looked in great shape.

Posted: Thu May 31, 2007 7:10 pm
by Cliff Levingston
Well, a 300 lb man has to eat a lot of food to sustain himself.

Mmmmmm... beef sticks.

Posted: Thu May 31, 2007 7:12 pm
by Art Vandelay
You can order summer sausage in jail?

But really, Tank is a giant. Giants need food like that to survive, and I'm sure he wasn't getting all of his daily sodium and fat from jail gruel.

Posted: Fri Jun 1, 2007 3:25 am
by NoSkyy
lol, Tank Johnson.

Posted: Fri Jun 1, 2007 3:31 am
by Darth Celtic
as long as he keeps looking like warren sapp of young instead of warren sapp of 2 years ago, we'll be ok.

Posted: Sat Jun 2, 2007 4:46 am
by Posey H8er
damn i want to go to jail

Posted: Sat Jun 2, 2007 4:35 pm
by Darth Celtic
looks like the league will announce tanks suspension on monday. They are guessing 6-8 games.

Posted: Sat Jun 2, 2007 8:41 pm
by SportsWorld
As long as it isn't the whole season
So if it is 6-8 games Tank will miss:
@ Chargers
VS Chiefs
VS Dallas
@ Detroit
@ Green Bay
VS Minnesota
------------------------------------------- 6 Games
@ Philadelphia
VS Lions

Posted: Sun Jun 3, 2007 5:47 pm
by Darth Celtic
those 3 division games would be huge, let's hope it's a miracle and a 4 game suspension. Remember, unlike the other guys, Tank had no felony offenses.