Game 62: Milwaukee @ Texas; 6/9/07 @ 7:35

WEFFPIM · Post #1 » by **WEFFPIM** » Sat Jun 9, 2007 7:06 pm

The Rundown

vs.

Milwaukee SPARE ME (33-28, 1st (?!?!?!?!) in NL Central)
vs.
Texas Rangers (something really bad)

Location, Location, Location

Rangers Ballpark in Arlington (although the name will be different by next week)

Season Series: Texas leads 1-0

TV: WMLW 41/FSN Wisconsin
Radio: 620 WTMJ

Pitching Matchup
MIL: RHP Ben Sheets (6-3, 3.61 ERA)
vs.
TEX: RHP Brandon McCarthy (4-4, 6.35 ERA)

Probable Lineups
Milwaukee Flash In The Pans
1. Crap
2. Garbage
3. Vomit Inducing
4. Prince Fielder
5. Back Alley Abortion
6. Cold Shiver down Spine
7. Tumbleweed Blowing Across Dirt Road
8. Egads
9. Oh Brother

New York Rangers
1. Who?
2. What?
3. Where?
4. Today
5. Tomorrow
6. Schlemeil
7. Schlamazzle
8. Hassenfeffer Incorporated
9. I don't care

WEFFPIM's Tidbits
-If you haven't caught on, this game thread is a joke for the two teams playing are currently jokes. GAH HA HA HA HA HA HA HA FUNNY
-How in God's name are the Brewers still in first place? Oh that's right, the Special Olympics comprise of the rest of the division.
-The Rangers are THE WORST TEAM in the American League. The Worst! Man, Kansas City should just contract, their goal is being threatened.
-Prince Fielder is extremely good. Oh, if only the rest of this offense weren't a bunch of Helen Kellers.
-My thread is very sadistic and mean-spirited, and you're loving every minute of it.
-McCarthy's career high in strikeouts is 8. Look for that to get shattered by the 4th inning.

Good Luck, Ben...and pull your heads out of your asses[/list]

trwi7 · Post #2 » by **trwi7** » Sat Jun 9, 2007 7:19 pm

Great game thread. I wouldn't have Braun as vomit inducing, I'd have him as God send because if we didn't have him Counsell would be our starting 3rd baseman and Graffanino would be our starting 2nd baseman.

Oh yeah and he's a pretty good hitter too.

brewcityboii · Post #3 » by **brewcityboii** » Sat Jun 9, 2007 8:21 pm

Great Game Thread....I think you should keep them negative untill the crew puts together 3 consecutive series wins.

THE2ndComing.AI · Post #4 » by **THE2ndComing.AI** » Sat Jun 9, 2007 11:11 pm

u think JJ Hardy is garbage?

http://www.last.fm/user/DPF55 · Post #5 » by **Buck You** » Sat Jun 9, 2007 11:21 pm

THE2ndComing.AI wrote:u think JJ Hardy is garbage?

It's a joke, ever hear of it?

Anyway, wonderful game thread as always. We can not lose 2 in a row to the freakin rangers. Now let's go!!

livestrong4ever · Post #6 » by **livestrong4ever** » Sun Jun 10, 2007 12:40 am

geez, one time this week i actually have time to watch a game and its on WMLW

JoeWolfFan · Post #7 » by **JoeWolfFan** » Sun Jun 10, 2007 1:12 am

We can't lose two in a row to the freakin Rangers especially when Sheets has his nasty stuff.

Ill-yasova · Post #8 » by **Ill-yasova** » Sun Jun 10, 2007 1:20 am

Joe wolf fan. Long time no see. How about that Gabe Gross? I can't believe there are people on this sight (who will remain nameless) who say that Gross is better than Gwynn. Gross is garbage.

Ill-yasova · Post #9 » by **Ill-yasova** » Sun Jun 10, 2007 1:24 am

Gross .206 Gwynn .312. . 'Nough said.

bigkurty · Post #10 » by **bigkurty** » Sun Jun 10, 2007 1:49 am

Wow the dynamic duo of Counsellnino get the first run. Amazing. Everybody better have the recorded on the DVR cause thats not bound to happen again.

goirish2107 · Post #11 » by **goirish2107** » Sun Jun 10, 2007 1:59 am

this is the first time in a while i've felt comfortable with sheets pitching with a small lead

SugarRay34 · Post #12 » by **SugarRay34** » Sun Jun 10, 2007 3:15 am

UMMM.. WHAT JUST HAPPENED

livestrong4ever · Post #13 » by **livestrong4ever** » Sun Jun 10, 2007 3:16 am

tell me !

Post #14 » by **humanrefutation** » Sun Jun 10, 2007 3:17 am

You've GOT to be fu**ing kidding me.

I had a bad feeling in the pit of my stomach when they started talking about Coco returning to the city he last struggled in. But I kept talking myself out of that...he was 22 for 22 for goodness sakes.

I guess I was right.

F$%K!!!!!!!!!!!!

JoeWolfFan · Post #15 » by **JoeWolfFan** » Sun Jun 10, 2007 3:21 am

I hate to say this, call me a traitor, call me stupid, but they won't recover from this loss. Twins and Tigers coming up, they need to show that they have balls. I don't think they have it. I really hope I'm wrong.

livestrong4ever · Post #16 » by **livestrong4ever** » Sun Jun 10, 2007 3:26 am

JoeWolfFan wrote:I hate to say this, call me a traitor, call me stupid, but they won't recover from this loss. Twins and Tigers coming up, they need to show that they have balls. I don't think they have it. I really hope I'm wrong.

lol @ they wont recover from a loss in June.

Post #17 » by **MickeyDavis** » Sun Jun 10, 2007 3:38 am

SugarRay34 · Post #18 » by **SugarRay34** » Sun Jun 10, 2007 4:00 am

This one defintly hurts a lot. I hope they dont end up going on a huge slide. And I had 100 bucks on them so it defintly hurts even more

WEFFPIM · Post #19 » by **WEFFPIM** » Sun Jun 10, 2007 4:07 am

Um, man, that was, shocking.

You knew Coco wasn't going to stay perfect all season, but this was a bad time and a bad place for it to happen. You almost figured it was going to happen in Texas. Sucks losing in a way you haven't had this season.

Kansas City series of last season ringing any more bells? Oof.

trwi7 · Post #20 » by **trwi7** » Sun Jun 10, 2007 4:11 am

Ill-yasova wrote:Joe wolf fan. Long time no see. How about that Gabe Gross? I can't believe there are people on this sight (who will remain nameless) who say that Gross is better than Gwynn. Gross is garbage.

Hey tell me who's better at getting on base.

Let me help you.

Gross .200 BA .337 OBP
Gwynn .305 BA .367 OBP

If you say Gwynn you're smoking something. I love how that works both ways.