OT: If Lovie were the Captain of the Titanic...
Posted: Wed Nov 4, 2009 5:04 pm
First Mate: Sir, the ship is sinking, we've deployed all the lifeboats but we may not have enough, we need to figure out what to do with the other passengers.
Captain Lovie: Sure is a nice night, and this is a good ship, this is our ship.
First Mate: Captain, the ship is sinking, and we don't have enough lifeboats to save everyone!
Captain Lovie: Look, the passengers and I are here to enjoy a nice cruise, if you're here to talk about safety procedures, then our conversation is over.
First Mate(to Admiral Jerry): Sir, I think the Captain is sick, he's not making any decisions and the ship is sinking.
Admiral Jerry: Hey look at the shiny steering wheel I traded the old, reliable steering wheel for! It will never steer us wrong!
First Mate(getting into lifeboat): ***holes.
Captain Lovie: Sure is a nice night, and this is a good ship, this is our ship.
First Mate: Captain, the ship is sinking, and we don't have enough lifeboats to save everyone!
Captain Lovie: Look, the passengers and I are here to enjoy a nice cruise, if you're here to talk about safety procedures, then our conversation is over.
First Mate(to Admiral Jerry): Sir, I think the Captain is sick, he's not making any decisions and the ship is sinking.
Admiral Jerry: Hey look at the shiny steering wheel I traded the old, reliable steering wheel for! It will never steer us wrong!
First Mate(getting into lifeboat): ***holes.