Week 1 Postgame: (*expletive deleted*)

[PhilipNelsonFan]

This could be a long year. No rusher over 50 yards and Carson didn't even throw for 100 yards. Less than 200 yards of total offense, and basically no defense against a terrible offensive team. The one touchdown was presumably the lone bright spot: Johnathan Joseph, fumble recovery, 65 yards, house.

I didn't get to watch the game. He did. And he is, true to form, not happy.