moofs wrote:Q: Do you have any idea why me and every other starter on my team feels nauseous? We're lethargic, we can't sleep, we're having trouble peeing and we're worried something's seriously wrong with us. The team was so concerned that they checked our locker room for mold and it came up negative. We all received complete physicals and we're fine. What's wrong with us?
--C. Paul, New Orleans
SG: Don't worry, these are common reactions after Bonzi Wells becomes your teammate. I wouldn't say you're fine, but it's definitely treatable. My advice would be to drink plenty of water, get plenty of sleep, try not to interact with him and, if possible, don't high-five him, touch him or even accidentally brush against him.
Pure gold Moofs, pure gold.