Rockets New Slogan

TheMan44 · Post #1 » by **TheMan44** » Sun Nov 1, 2009 1:44 am

"Where 4 Forwards And A Tiny Point Guard In Starting Lineup Happens"

Suns fan here, just thought of a nice new slogan for the Rockets after completing my annual depth chart sheets.

Not an insult. I am rooting for the Rockets and wish them best because I like underdogs - esp. teams who are missing their main one-two punches.

Outside of Phoenix - I'll be rooting for these guys cause the "4 Forwards & A Guard" have a ton of talent - and that includes defensive-minded undersized center Chuck...

Post #2 » by **Mr. E** » Sun Nov 1, 2009 3:19 am

Thanks for the well wishes. A lot of us have been saying that this will be a fun team to watch this season. There's something very liberating about not having any high expectations for the team. Totally stress-free, enjoyable basketball!

As for the slogan: I'm still partial towards: "Chuck Hayes: He looks like Wes Unseld and your team wishes that they had him!" but that's tough to fit on a bumper sticker.

Meatcookie · Post #3 » by **Meatcookie** » Sun Nov 1, 2009 3:41 am

I will go with:

"Houston Rockets! Spotting you 40 million in salary, each game."

kam_soluusar · Post #4 » by **kam_soluusar** » Sun Nov 1, 2009 5:48 am

Rockets Basketball, We give you a Damage Assesment after hitting you with a Truck!

Lava Rock Kid · Post #5 » by **Lava Rock Kid** » Mon Nov 2, 2009 5:49 pm

Beat me too it, as a Jazz fan. I was going to wish Rockets luck, since they are my new 2nd favorite team in the west. You got to love a team with no real allstars. I think your coach will have this crew playing great and Houston will be in the playoffs again.

moofs · Post #6 » by **moofs** » Mon Nov 2, 2009 9:57 pm

"We wanted a catchy slogan but decided to trim our front office costs in honor of our player payroll structure. Marketing will return next season. Sorry, folks."

College Boy · Post #7 » by **College Boy** » Mon Nov 2, 2009 10:34 pm

jts10 wrote:I will go with:

"Houston Rockets! Spotting you 40 million in salary, each game."

Classic

Post #8 » by **Mr. E** » Mon Nov 2, 2009 10:49 pm

"Houston Rockets: Who the hell are these guys?"

Rendezvous · Post #9 » by **Rendezvous** » Tue Nov 3, 2009 12:01 am

"Houston Rockets": **** Health!

kam_soluusar · Post #10 » by **kam_soluusar** » Tue Nov 3, 2009 1:02 am

"Houston Rockets Basketball, whooo dat?

HTown_TMac · Post #11 » by **HTown_TMac** » Tue Nov 3, 2009 4:52 am

DiamondX wrote:"Houston Rockets": **** Health!

dont take it too far..

Jimmy76 · Post #12 » by **Jimmy76** » Tue Nov 3, 2009 6:47 am

Sunsman44 wrote:"Where 4 Forwards And A Tiny Point Guard In Starting Lineup Happens"

Suns fan here, just thought of a nice new slogan for the Rockets after completing my annual depth chart sheets.

Not an insult. I am rooting for the Rockets and wish them best because I like underdogs - esp. teams who are missing their main one-two punches.

Outside of Phoenix - I'll be rooting for these guys cause the "4 Forwards & A Guard" have a ton of talent - and that includes defensive-minded undersized center Chuck...

Lava Rock Kid wrote:Beat me too it, as a Jazz fan. I was going to wish Rockets luck, since they are my new 2nd favorite team in the west. You got to love a team with no real allstars. I think your coach will have this crew playing great and Houston will be in the playoffs again.

This is a trend i guess Rockets are my second favorite team too (Suns fan)

StutterStep · Post #13 » by **StutterStep** » Tue Nov 3, 2009 9:18 pm

ROCKETS 09-10:

Riley would have quit in the summer

or

Phil Jackson would have taken another sabbatical

czarleon09 · Post #14 » by **czarleon09** » Tue Nov 3, 2009 10:58 pm

Mr. E wrote:"Houston Rockets: Who the hell are these guys?"

StutterStep wrote:ROCKETS 09-10:

Riley would have quit in the summer

or

Phil Jackson would have taken another sabbatical

Those are definitely my favorites so far. How about?

Houston: where under 6'11" happens

StutterStep · Post #15 » by **StutterStep** » Fri Nov 6, 2009 4:08 am

^Thanks...and yes, I like that one too.

Post #16 » by **TMU** » Fri Nov 6, 2009 3:20 pm

Where "$40 million dollars sit on the bench" happens.

hackle · Post #17 » by **hackle** » Sun Nov 8, 2009 12:59 pm

"less is more"

hackle · Post #18 » by **hackle** » Sun Nov 8, 2009 1:02 pm

or for soccer&basketball fans:

Where aresenal of basketball happens

tha_rock220 · Post #19 » by **tha_rock220** » Sun Nov 8, 2009 9:14 pm

The Houston Rockets: Where not wanting John Wall or cap room happens.