The All-NBA Team fans really want to see!

[Mr. E]

Let's put together a team of players who simply generate the best headlines or get caught in the most bizarre situations.

This isn't an "all-criminal/thug" team, tho criminals & thugs are welcome. This is a team of players who find themselves in situations which you know give David Stern an ulcer.


So Far:

PG - Gilbert "No Ammo" Arenas
SG - Delonte "Desperado" West
SF - Ron "Got to catch the bus in my tighty-whities" Artest
PF -
C - Eddy "Touch it, Dave" Curry

On the bench so far I have Josh Howard and Jason Richardson. What other players out there are always good for an awesome headline or two?

This is all in the spirit of fun, people!

[YoungMoney23]

Maybe Stephen Jackson or Rasheed Wallace at PF, With JR Smith also on the bench? haha

[moofs]

I'd wager Lebron hasn't exactly been an antacid lately.
Carlos Boozer always acts like he's employed by a mortgage company or used auto shop.
I'd like to think everyone else hates Nowitzki as much as I do, but sadly, there's no accounting for taste.

[texasholdem]

So Far:

PG - Gilbert "No Ammo" Arenas
SG - Delonte "Desperado" West
SF - Ron "Got to catch the bus in my tighty-whities" Artest
PF -
C - Eddy "Touch it, Dave" Curry

PF is obvious...our very own Carl "I got shot at 2:30 AM" Landry

[Ribalding]

New Thread: Name the most talented player to have brandished a gun in a public place.

(This game was easier before cocaine...and Stephen Jackson.)

[YaoZaii]

Juwan "Sunglasses" Howard.

[Mr. E]

PF is obvious...our very own Carl "I got shot at 2:30 AM" Landry

Oh yeah! Got to put Mandry in there!