OT: I just saw the biggest roach in my kitchen!

[moofs]

Last week I was asleep and felt something crawling on my chest. I reached to grab for it and throw it (I did this once with a spider, cut on the light and squashed it w/ a shoe)...anyways reach to grab and throw whatevers on my chest and end up crushing the damn thing between my fingers...a big ass tree roach....it broke apart in my hand. Half his body landed on my pillow and the yellow puss **** came out and soaked throw my pillow case and onto my pillow. I almost threw up...it was 3am...took a steaming hot shower and couldn't go to sleep...washed my hands like 30 times that day and they still felt disgusting. So sick.

I had that happen once, except I never woke up. The roach was upside-down on the pillow, 2 inches from my face when I did.

Thankfully, since I hadn't had any tequilla or been in Vegas the night before, I skipped the cig run and just dumped it in the trash.

[DickMotta4Prez]

Srsly. Cool stories, bros.

[rocketsballin]

this is great, i gotta god daam roach problem. today i see 2 big roaches, i kill one of the, i hope to **** god there's only one more, but i look where i last saw them and there's 2. im sure these mofos arent gonna stop. thankfully the manager can take care of this, callin him tomarrow

for the past 2 months there's been a lotta construction around here, they did a lotta digging in the roads, so there could be a connection. i hope the manager can fix this.

whats worse than a roach? a big roach , lord have mercy on my soul

[College Boy]

On the real, I heard if you see one, that means you have ten. If you see two, you have 20. I think you get what I'm sayin.

[rocketsballin]

ya i knew that awhile ago, i had roach problems in my old apartment. i was really hopin the first one i saw came from outside, it was in the end of the kitchen towards the front door, and since it was big i didnt think it was possible to see more roaches. good thing is i barely see these mofos, and they stay in one spot.

[moofs]

Lawyers scare roaches away pretty well, if you're really concerned. Have them slap a few Writs of Mandamus around the place, maybe some warrants and tax liens, threats of audit - you'll be good to go.

Heck, maybe you could get Stern to pay you a visit. (YOU won't want to come back to your place till it's aired out a couple months)

[old rem]

unless you sprayed the inside of the vacuum with roach spray....the roach will just wait..and when you are asleep, crawl out.

You know how when you are asleep and they crawl up your NOSE.....I hate that.

[old rem]

and..they can fly.

What,by the way IS the State Bird of Texas?

[Guy986]

and..they can fly.

What,by the way IS the State Bird of Texas?

So you've decided to be a Rocket fan after your divorce with all things Warrior, have you? If so welcome!

[rocketsballin]

unless you sprayed the inside of the vacuum with roach spray....the roach will just wait..and when you are asleep, crawl out.

You know how when you are asleep and they crawl up your NOSE.....I hate that.

got that covered, i triple/quadruple taped all possible roach exits. at first they do try to crawl out of the main hole, but after realizing they're stuck, i see them licking the dirt off themselves, and cuz they keep eating the dirt they eventually DIE!!! bwaahahaha, disgusting mother ****. their dead corpses just got more dirt after i vacuumed today .

they cant really fly,not these ones. they do have wings, but the most they can do is glide, and thats if they're falling down. the oriental roach can fly tho

[Mount Mutombo]

Or here's a better idea. Stop living in filth and you won't need to worry about trying to vacuum your roaches. It's pretty clear you're a lazy, nasty person and I'm sure your place reflects it. Vacuuming roaches??? Are ya kidding me? How's about you put a couple roach bombs down in that piece, come back and CLEAN your whole **** thoroughly, then stop leaving food around for days and letting garbage bags pile up.

Okay you're being a dick, it's normal to have some insects in your house, would you like for him to clean his garage, attic, basement, then see if there is any bugs? Cause I'll guarantee it wont change much.

[hayden]

Get a big black guy to kill them.

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W7_F_AqeRqo[/youtube]

[Guy986]

unless you sprayed the inside of the vacuum with roach spray....the roach will just wait..and when you are asleep, crawl out.

You know how when you are asleep and they crawl up your NOSE.....I hate that.

got that covered, i triple/quadruple taped all possible roach exits. at first they do try to crawl out of the main hole, but after realizing they're stuck, i see them licking the dirt off themselves, and cuz they keep eating the dirt they eventually DIE!!! bwaahahaha, disgusting mother ****. their dead corpses just got more dirt after i vacuumed today .

they cant really fly,not these ones. they do have wings, but the most they can do is glide, and thats if they're falling down. the oriental roach can fly tho

You sick monster.


You're almost as bad as



and

[rocketsballin]

unless you sprayed the inside of the vacuum with roach spray....the roach will just wait..and when you are asleep, crawl out.

You know how when you are asleep and they crawl up your NOSE.....I hate that.

got that covered, i triple/quadruple taped all possible roach exits. at first they do try to crawl out of the main hole, but after realizing they're stuck, i see them licking the dirt off themselves, and cuz they keep eating the dirt they eventually DIE!!! bwaahahaha, disgusting mother ****. their dead corpses just got more dirt after i vacuumed today .

they cant really fly,not these ones. they do have wings, but the most they can do is glide, and thats if they're falling down. the oriental roach can fly tho

You sick monster.


You're almost as bad as



and

Hi troll cant get off my dick yet?