PG: Aaron "I feel tall all of a sudden" Brooks

SG: Kevin "How do you say Pumfake in Mandarin?" Martin

SF: Shane "Get your free PEAK t-shirts here!" Battier
PF: Luis "What flavors do they like in China?" Scola

C : Yao "I'm bigger than the BEATLES!" Ming

BENCH:
PG: Kyle "Pay me Daryl" Lowry
SG/SF: Buddy Lee
PF: Chuck "Truck" Hayes
C: Brad "White Cornrows" Miller
Where's my Gel? Starting Lineup: Nets
PG: Nicole "Snooki" Polizzi
SG: Michael "The Situation" Sorrentino
SF: Paul "DJ Pauly D" DelVecchio
PF: Sammi "Sweetheart" Giancola
C : Jenni "JWoww" Farley
PRESEASON CUTIE: Wang Si Ping

