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Flat Butt - the Rockets' key to salvation 

Post#1 » by Mr. E » Tue Jan 11, 2011 4:28 am

Those in the game thread understand this thread.

Flat Butt will save the Rockets season.
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Post#2 » by College Boy » Tue Jan 11, 2011 4:29 am

I completely object this absurdity!
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Post#3 » by rocketsballin » Tue Jan 11, 2011 4:30 am

"she lick my girl p***y, and ate her butt out, and that's why they really call the n***a yukmouth"
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Post#4 » by rocketsballin » Tue Jan 11, 2011 4:32 am

daam i forgot white girls are thick too, i keep thinking of the mean, sassy ass black bitches. "you ain't my boyfriend, why you gotta put yo hands on me bitch?" :( , so i dont agree with this thread at all
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Post#5 » by College Boy » Tue Jan 11, 2011 4:33 am

roxfashoballin wrote:"she lick my girl p***y, and ate her butt out, and that's why they really call the n***a yukmouth"

Who said that? The Game?
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Post#6 » by College Boy » Tue Jan 11, 2011 4:35 am

roxfashoballin wrote:daam i forgot white girls are thick too, i keep thinking of the mean, sassy ass black bitches. "you ain't my boyfriend, why you gotta put yo hands on me bitch?" :( , so i dont agree with this thread at all

Hmmmm.... I've never had that response. But I'm glad you're on my side! 3 cheers for Alexis Texas!!!
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Post#7 » by Mr. E » Tue Jan 11, 2011 4:37 am

College Boy wrote:I completely object this absurdity!


You cannot object to this!

Juicy Booty got us 5 games under .500.

Flat Butt got us a win - on the road - against the East's best team! There is a power to Flat Butt! It is this power that will return the Rockets to relevancy!

Once the Rockets have a winning record, you can argue against the Gospel of Flat Butt. Until then you must respect the power of Flat Butt!!!
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Post#8 » by rocketsballin » Tue Jan 11, 2011 4:37 am

yukmouth - hate me off million dollar mouthpiece
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Post#9 » by College Boy » Tue Jan 11, 2011 4:43 am

Mr. E wrote:
College Boy wrote:I completely object this absurdity!


You cannot object to this!

Juicy Booty got us 5 games under .500.

Flat Butt got us a win - on the road - against the East's best team! There is a power to Flat Butt! It is this power that will return the Rockets to relevancy!

Once the Rockets have a winning record, you can argue against the Gospel of Flat Butt. Until then you must respect the power of Flat Butt!!!

No, there was only one back monkey in that losing streak. Give the Mt. Booty one more chance. :pray:

roxfashoballin wrote:yukmouth - hate me off million dollar mouthpiece

Hmm.... can't say I'm much a fan of the bay...
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Post#10 » by rocketsballin » Tue Jan 11, 2011 4:49 am

zion i? u mean most of the stuff isnt that good from the bay? zion i is defnintely dope as ****
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Post#11 » by College Boy » Tue Jan 11, 2011 4:57 am

Well I couldn't tell you too much about the bay rap scene outside of GrindTime battles.... :dontknow:
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Post#12 » by HTown_TMac » Tue Jan 11, 2011 8:24 am

i have no idea what is going on.. but i am laughing pretty hard.

btw, GrindTime battles >>
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Post#13 » by MaxRider » Tue Jan 11, 2011 8:55 am

HTown_TMac wrote:i have no idea what is going on.. but i am laughing pretty hard.

btw, GrindTime battles >>

go read the game thread
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Post#14 » by czarleon09 » Tue Jan 11, 2011 3:48 pm

So are the Rockets going to sign flat butt to a 10 day contract or simply use this amazing new flat butt power as an unofficial cheerleader, much to College Boy's chagrin?
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Post#15 » by soadxzx » Tue Jan 11, 2011 4:08 pm

lmao
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Post#16 » by Mr. E » Wed Jan 12, 2011 3:12 am

We're gonna ride Flat Butt tomorrow night against the Thunder!

TO VICTORY!!!
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Post#17 » by College Boy » Wed Jan 12, 2011 3:19 am

Mr. E wrote:We're gonna ride Flat Butt tomorrow night against the Thunder!

TO VICTORY!!!

If we lose, I am blaming this on you. :angry:
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Re: Flat Butt - the Rockets' key to salvation 

Post#18 » by Mr. E » Wed Jan 12, 2011 5:24 am

College Boy wrote:
Mr. E wrote:We're gonna ride Flat Butt tomorrow night against the Thunder!

TO VICTORY!!!

If we lose, I am blaming this on you. :angry:


That's cool. Blame me.

Just don't blame Flat Butt!!!

Flat Butt will lead us to Victory! :)
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