Anyway, here's some lame ones.
Brooks = Jack (cause that's all he's good for)
Smith = Speedy Gonzalez
Martin = Kate Moss
Battier = El Bandito Silbido
Budinger = Walton Jr.
Patterson = Pitter Patter / Pitpat
Hayes = Brickhouse
Hill = The Predator
Miller = "Hey Brad, wanna hit your lease after the game? I still have 3 on my limit this year."
Williams, Lee, Jeffries - not everyone should have even the remotest hint of a nickname.
Actually, I could go with Gumbo for Williams. Why the hell not?
"Scola = ICM (Ice Cream Man)" - how about ICBM? It's so much more fun to yell SCOLLLAAAAAA in your best Mutombo impersonation though that I don't know why anyone would bother with a nickname
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