I remember one time back in the day I won a pickup game with an incredibly acrobatic fadeaway jumper...but did I gloss myself "Legend," or the "Human Highlight Reel?" No. Because I'm not a jerk.
This is like some college punk glossing himself "Magic" because he's a taller-than-average point guard with better-than-average passing skills. Or like a power forward in a sumo wrestler's body calling himself the Round Mound of Rebound before gettin off an NBA bench. Or like some guy referring to himself as "the Mailman" just because he got a 13 year old girl pregnant while he was in college.
Yes, this whole post was leading just to that moment!
