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Dear American Productivity in the Workplace

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Dear American Productivity in the Workplace 

Post#1 » by Mr. E » Thu Feb 24, 2011 2:43 pm

Dear American Productivity in the Workplace,

This is a formal notice that I will not be worth a damn in terms of workplace productivity until we have passed the 2:00 PM EST trade deadline. In fact, with all of the late activity I anticipate and analysis why don't we go ahead and mark me down as "totally useless" for the day.

If you need info on trade rumors or details of trades that have happened, then I am your guy.

If you need those reports, then kindly go f#$% yourself. It's trade deadline day.

Thank you, and please stop wasting my time.


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Re: Dear American Productivity in the Workplace 

Post#2 » by Optimism Prime » Thu Feb 24, 2011 3:10 pm

Seriously. I say the Rockets board takes off some (trade deadline/draft day), meets up in some conference room, and drink beer and follow rumors all day.

It'll look like a draft war room! But cooler and lamer at the same time.
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