[Game#7] Rockets vs Clippers - Game Thread

[MKL]

I don't think the team figured out what to do with the pieces yet. So, there won't be any trades until the team finds an identity. Last year we were a fast running team that attacked the paint and shoot 3s. Fun stuff.

This year, I don't fcking know. I'm sure McHale doesn't know. Twin Towers man... fat people sex.

[MKL]

on a bright side
we still have better record than nets

And we're not the Knicks with creepy owner that stalks his employees.

[MaxRider]

if no improvement before 12/31
i can see coach change and/or trade coming up

[MKL]

if no improvement before 12/31
i can see coach change and/or trade coming up

Sorry bros, I love you alls, but I'm not going to watch Fat People Sex till new years.

I'll watch the highlights on youtube or something.

[inquisitive]

if you don't play dmo, tjones, or smith....you dont know what you have...if they get rid of the TT thing, then they need to play these guys or find out which one works...if things dont work out then, go seek a trade...right now this 8 man rotation doesnt look good. we probably couldve used tjones tonite with his hustle, rebounding, and some athleticism against griffin...even some midrange shots....just give him a chance with real minutes.

on a bright side
we still have better record than nets

with exception of pacers, there hasnt been a team that stands above everyone else so far. everyone looks mediocre.

[MKL]

Also, if Beverley works and Rockets win, then they can trade Jeremy for a PF. Too bad the team is such a wreck and dysfunctional. Morey played Dungeons and Dragons as a kid, he want to min/max the team to get the most out of it. He want that 3rd max contract.

Vorpal Weapons decapitate on a natural role of 18 or higher. I bet most of you don't know this. But Morey does.

[spolgar]

Also, if Beverley works and Rockets win, then they can trade Jeremy for a PF. Too bad the team is such a wreck and dysfunctional. Morey played Dungeons and Dragons as a kid, he want to min/max the team to get the most out of it. He want that 3rd max contract.

Vorpal Weapons decapitate on a natural role of 18 or higher. I bet most of you don't know this. But Morey does.

No no no.

Vorpal Weapons decap on a natural roll of 18 only if you play early 3rd ed or earlier and if the weapon is a scimitar. Otherwise it'll take a nat 20, as it is in 3.5 and in 4th ed that ability has been neutered greatly.

[MKL]

*looks up DM's guide*

Well, everyone knows that AD&D is the TRUE Dungeons and Dragons.

Back in the day there were no combo guards. Magic Johnson was a GIANT PG, that was that. No point forward BS either.

Magic had a +5 to passing from his size, but dwarf gets a +2 to hit him.

[000001]

on a bright side
we still have better record than nets

why do we care about the nets ?

that 18 to 0 run was not fun at all

mchale needs to be fired .


bring back jvg

[PSPUMD]

if no improvement before 12/31
i can see coach change and/or trade coming up

By looking at Dwight track records from the Orlando and Lakers, there is a very good chance this will happens

[panarama]

I saw some ball movement in the first half which we didn't/couldn't do on the second half.
Expect to see more games like this so don't get alarmed guys.

[Nebula1]

Only went 8 deep... again.

[zapatasblood]

Like most of you I thought rockets were going to come out like gang busters against my better judgement of the abomination that is the twin towers or rather fat people sex. But like always this team starts slow comes on strong after a month or two.

Fat people sex! Beautiful. Was that Guy? If so thank you and may that post live in infamy. it is sig worthy I hope I have space.

I just want to know why we are using 8 players. This is not the playoffs.

[zapatasblood]

Way to early to call for a coaching change but a trade needs to happen because fat people sex just does not do it for me.

[MaxRider]

this team has lot of problem

the team play different with and without both Howard+Asik on the floor
spacing is awful when both are on the court, but at least interior defense is great
when one of them is out, all we do is try to out run opponent, when they got back on defense, we are absolutely awful in half court offense
damn haren usually just hold the game and wait for the clock to run down then he just pass the ball to other
this is worse than him dribble the ball for 20 seconds
if mchale can't see the problem and change the lineup don't you think he need to be fire?

[Zubby]

Harden/Lin are both touching the ball 2x as much as Dwight on offense. Chandler touches the ball more than Dwight does.

They need to learn.

[MKL]

When McHale is finally on the hot seat, and be judged by wins/losses. He will stop being cute and play the most efficient line up.

Until then, he will continue to run stupid experiments and blame the players when it flops.

Currently, McHale is watching FAT PEOPLE SEX and wondering why he's flaccid.