Dwight Howard's Journal ... Trapped In The Rockets' Arena during the flood

Meatcookie · Post #1 » by **Meatcookie** » Wed May 27, 2015 8:36 pm

http://www.funnyordie.com/articles/e1ae782d2c/dwight-howard-s-journal-from-the-night-he-was-trapped-in-the-rockets-arena

MaxRider · Post #2 » by **MaxRider** » Wed May 27, 2015 8:40 pm

wow
he wrote all that instead of typing on his phone?

texasholdem · Post #3 » by **texasholdem** » Wed May 27, 2015 8:41 pm

Well, the part about 17 freshly-bald brides seems believable. Hopefully 17 is quantity not age.

Zubby · Post #4 » by **Zubby** » Thu May 28, 2015 4:09 am

I would have laughed harder if we didn't just piss away a great chance to continue the season.

texasholdem · Post #5 » by **texasholdem** » Thu May 28, 2015 3:32 pm

So even multi Billionaires get stranded during floods and have to hitchhike.
Dwight, Trevor and TJones all had their cars messed up too.
http://blog.chron.com/ultimaterockets/2 ... g-streets/

MaxRider · Post #6 » by **MaxRider** » Thu May 28, 2015 3:48 pm

i think i need to add flooding to my insurance and maybe move to Lakeway
harder to flood up there on the hill

texasholdem · Post #7 » by **texasholdem** » Thu May 28, 2015 3:52 pm

MaxRider wrote:i think i need to add flooding to my insurance and maybe move to Lakeway
harder to flood up there on the hill

Austin not as bad as Houston when it comes to flooding.

MaxRider · Post #8 » by **MaxRider** » Thu May 28, 2015 4:02 pm

texasholdem wrote:
MaxRider wrote:i think i need to add flooding to my insurance and maybe move to Lakeway
harder to flood up there on the hill

Austin not as bad as Houston when it comes to flooding.

http://kxan.com/2015/05/25/shoal-creek-overflows-its-banks-floods-n-lamar-boulevard/

this is 2 blocks away from where i work
lucky Monday is Memorial Day i don't have to go to work or else i will stuck at work
stay flooded for few hours
Austin is better than Houston because Austin is more on hill
water flow downhill faster