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LOTTERY COUNTDOWN: Rockets vs. Suns 4/11/2010

Posted: Sun Apr 11, 2010 10:04 pm
by DreamShook34
This Is Our Playoff Game Edition!

PG*: Aaron "Who says I'm not Clutch?" Brooks
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SG: Kevin "That wasn't a Pumpfake I have Parkinson's" Martin
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SF: Trevor "My worth shouldn't be measured by my shooting." Ariza
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PF: Luis "The Good Humor Man" Scola
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C: Chuck "OUTLET!" Hayes
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Bench: CBUD, JJ, Lowry, D-league MVP, JT, Predator, Johnson

Keys to the Game:
1. Get Buckets!
2. Play like you're in the Playoffs!


Foxy Lady: Scarlet Johansson.
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Re: LOTTERY COUNTDOWN: Rockets vs. Jazz 4/7/2010

Posted: Sun Apr 11, 2010 11:10 pm
by Mr. E
IN BEFORE THE CURSE!!!

Re: LOTTERY COUNTDOWN: Rockets vs. Jazz 4/7/2010

Posted: Sun Apr 11, 2010 11:28 pm
by Guy986
Martin's entire offensive arsenal:

Pumpfake. Nothing? Pass.
Pumpfake, Pumpfake, jump into defender. Foul Call.
Pumpfake, pumpfake, pumpfake, jumpshot.
Pumpfake, pumpfake, pumpfake, jump into defender. No call. Turnover.

Rinse and Repeat.

Re: LOTTERY COUNTDOWN: Rockets vs. Jazz 4/7/2010

Posted: Sun Apr 11, 2010 11:38 pm
by x-
There's more:

Pumpfake, drive, run into defender. Foul call.
Pumpfake, drive, run into defender. Pass/turnover.
Pumpfake, hold the ball. Pumpfake. Pass/turnover.
Pumpfake, step back/spin move, pumpfake. Pass.

Re: LOTTERY COUNTDOWN: Rockets vs. Jazz 4/7/2010

Posted: Sun Apr 11, 2010 11:45 pm
by Guy986
x- wrote:There's more:

Pumpfake, drive, run into defender. Foul call.
Pumpfake, drive, run into defender. Pass/turnover.
Pumpfake, hold the ball. Pumpfake. Pass/turnover.
Pumpfake, step back/spin move, pumpfake. Pass.


And also

Pumpfake, dribble. Travel.


A move he picked up from Ariza.

Re: LOTTERY COUNTDOWN: Rockets vs. Jazz 4/7/2010

Posted: Sun Apr 11, 2010 11:54 pm
by KiDdFrESh
Great game thread an a hilarious analysis of Kevin Martins game.

Go Rockets

Re: LOTTERY COUNTDOWN: Rockets vs. Jazz 4/7/2010

Posted: Mon Apr 12, 2010 12:02 am
by Guy986
KiDdFrESh wrote:Great game thread an a hilarious analysis of Kevin Martins game.

Go Rockets


This is Gamethread the Bizarro edition. Neither the opponent nor the date is correct.

But i love it!!! It will confuse the heck out of other fans. Genius plan Dream. Genius plan.

Re: LOTTERY COUNTDOWN: Rockets vs. Jazz 4/7/2010

Posted: Mon Apr 12, 2010 12:18 am
by KiDdFrESh
Guy986 wrote:
KiDdFrESh wrote:Great game thread an a hilarious analysis of Kevin Martins game.

Go Rockets


This is Gamethread the Bizarro edition. Neither the opponent nor the date is correct.

But i love it!!! It will confuse the heck out of other fans. Genius plan Dream. Genius plan.



:evil: #@%& !!!!!!

I have had a long weekend and FINALLY have some peace and quiet AND was thrilled about watching the game!!!

I hadn't been able to even watch sportscenter or nothing! NOT FUNNY!!!!!!!!!!!

:lol: :lol: :lol:

Re: LOTTERY COUNTDOWN: Rockets vs. Suns 4/11/2010

Posted: Mon Apr 12, 2010 12:23 am
by DreamShook34
oops I made a quick game thread and went to go play Ball.. My apologies.. team, title and grammar corrected! NOW LETS GO ROCKETS!!

Re: LOTTERY COUNTDOWN: Rockets vs. Suns 4/11/2010

Posted: Mon Apr 12, 2010 12:32 am
by KiDdFrESh
So there is a game? Damn Ima have to look it up now.

Re: LOTTERY COUNTDOWN: Rockets vs. Suns 4/11/2010

Posted: Mon Apr 12, 2010 12:36 am
by KiDdFrESh
Sweet....

Re: LOTTERY COUNTDOWN: Rockets vs. Suns 4/11/2010

Posted: Mon Apr 12, 2010 1:11 am
by Aaron Brooks
What happened to that Suns fan that defected over?

Re: LOTTERY COUNTDOWN: Rockets vs. Jazz 4/7/2010

Posted: Mon Apr 12, 2010 1:12 am
by DreamShook34
Guy986 wrote:
x- wrote:There's more:

Pumpfake, drive, run into defender. Foul call.
Pumpfake, drive, run into defender. Pass/turnover.
Pumpfake, hold the ball. Pumpfake. Pass/turnover.
Pumpfake, step back/spin move, pumpfake. Pass.


And also

Pumpfake, dribble. Travel.


A move he picked up from Ariza.


But wait there's more!!

Pumpfake, Pumpfake, look off post man, Shot clock violation.

2.5 seconds on the clock, Pumpfake, Pumpfake, Pumpfake, PUMPFAKE! Qtr Buzzer.






even though Kevin Martin Pumpfakes a lot I still like his production..

Re: LOTTERY COUNTDOWN: Rockets vs. Suns 4/11/2010

Posted: Mon Apr 12, 2010 1:15 am
by DreamShook34
Wow Ariza got demolished! no foul..

Re: LOTTERY COUNTDOWN: Rockets vs. Suns 4/11/2010

Posted: Mon Apr 12, 2010 1:18 am
by DreamShook34
Amare has 2 assists to Ab.. Hilarious.

Re: LOTTERY COUNTDOWN: Rockets vs. Suns 4/11/2010

Posted: Mon Apr 12, 2010 1:20 am
by Aaron Brooks
6th player to 400 assists and 200 3's in a season 8-)

Re: LOTTERY COUNTDOWN: Rockets vs. Suns 4/11/2010

Posted: Mon Apr 12, 2010 1:21 am
by DreamShook34
AB: En Fuego

Re: LOTTERY COUNTDOWN: Rockets vs. Suns 4/11/2010

Posted: Mon Apr 12, 2010 1:25 am
by DreamShook34
Did AB get a block?

Re: LOTTERY COUNTDOWN: Rockets vs. Suns 4/11/2010

Posted: Mon Apr 12, 2010 1:29 am
by XL21MVP
Nash always gets torched by AB

Re: LOTTERY COUNTDOWN: Rockets vs. Suns 4/11/2010

Posted: Mon Apr 12, 2010 1:33 am
by DreamShook34
XL21MVP wrote:Nash always gets torched by AB


And AB always gets demolished by nash.. they tend t o be a wash when we play..

Kevin martin is done...

JJ on Frye is going to be fun.. I don't see him getting too many open 3s.