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Hey just thought it'd be fun to discuss some possible Rockets Fan Laws that all Rockets fans have to abide by. Just throw out some ideas and see where it goes.

Edit:
Ok this is how we'll do this. In order for your proposed law to be come Rockets Fan Law it must be seconded and third...ed. A law can be challenged and removed, but I haven't figured out how yet (I'm open to suggestions). I'll update the list as it grows.

Rockets Fan Law:
1. It is impossible to be a Rockets fan and a Jazz fan simultaneously - College Boy
2. All non-American basketball players are Euros...for brevity's sake. - Ribalding
3. You may respect San Antonio, but cannot respect Dallas. - Mr. E
4. Dallas is not part of Texas - College Boy
5. Saying anything other than the Rockets would have beaten the Bulls in 94 and 95 is sacrilege. - tha_rock220

- You may respect San Antonio, but cannot respect Dallas.

- Aaron Brooks can't be traded

Are the Thunder still the Super Sonics then you can not be a fan of the Thunder.

- You must have, at one point, said 7 good things about Morey.
- You must have sent hate mail to Dirk Nowitski at least once.

zapatasblood wrote:Are the Thunder still the Super Sonics then you can not be a fan of the Thunder.

New name new team.

College Boy wrote:

zapatasblood wrote:Are the Thunder still the Super Sonics then you can not be a fan of the Thunder.

New name new team.

Oh yeah I forgot the city got to keep everything about the Super Sonics.

I agree with with rules 1 & 2.

I've always hated the Jazz with a passion.

Same goes for the Mavericks. Its just something about them. Not just the Mavs but Cuban and the Cowboys as well. Its like I'ma tell my son as he gets older. "Son your two favorite teams are the Texans and whoever beats the Dallas Cowboys!"

I do like the Spurs though.

College Boy wrote:- You must have, at one point, said 7 good things about Morey.
- You must have sent hate mail to Dirk Nowitski at least once.

Lets Manu and Vujabitch in with Dirk.

zapatasblood wrote:Lets Manu and Vujabitch in with Dirk.

HOW CAN YOU HATE MANU ??!?!?

Are you kiddin me?

KiDdFrESh wrote:I agree with with rules 1 & 2.

I've always hated the Jazz with a passion.

Same goes for the Mavericks. Its just something about them. Not just the Mavs but Cuban and the Cowboys as well. Its like I'ma tell my son as he gets older. "Son your two favorite teams are the Texans and whoever beats the Dallas Cowboys!"

I do like the Spurs though.

Well then we have to HATE Bud Adams also. I think that would be easily done.

KiDdFrESh wrote:

zapatasblood wrote:Lets Manu and Vujabitch in with Dirk.

HOW CAN YOU HATE MANU ??!?!?

Are you kiddin me?

Well I hate the Spurs but I do respect them. I hate Manu because I think he is dirty but not as dirty as Vajabitch and is a F***ing flopper to the highest level.

- All non-American basketball players are Euros...for brevity's sake.

- Any sentence containing the words "Karl Malone" must also contain the words "raped a 13 year old girl while he was a college student".

- World B. Free should be in the hall of fame.

- Same for Guy V. Lewis

- Rudy T was over-rated. (This one's a little tricky, coming from non-Rox fans. It's like somebody smacking your little brother. YOU'RE allowed to do it. But nobody else.)

You have to take a shot of whiskey/tequila every time you hear someone call Yao Ming soft.

We all have to agree that Brooks is a snappy dresser and we should all buy a red bow tie.

Morey4president wrote:You have to take a shot of whiskey/tequila every time you hear someone call Yao Ming soft.

We would all die of alcohol poisoning.

Ribalding wrote:- All non-American basketball players are Euros...for brevity's sake.

I second this.... all we need now is a third.

KiDdFrESh wrote:I agree with with rules 1 & 2.

I'll count this as a second. And I'll 3rd # 2.

KiDdFrESh wrote:Same goes for the Mavericks. Its just something about them. Not just the Mavs but Cuban and the Cowboys as well. Its like I'ma tell my son as he gets older. "Son your two favorite teams are the Texans and whoever beats the Dallas Cowboys!"

It's like my dad says "My two favorite college teams is Oklahoma and whoever is playing Nebraska."

College Boy wrote:

Ribalding wrote:- All non-American basketball players are Euros...for brevity's sake.

I second this.... all we need now is a third.

I shall be the third

Everything Daryl Morey does is always right..... we just don't know it yet.