Oh, the joys of running!!!!

tha_rock220 · Post #1 » by **tha_rock220** » Tue Aug 31, 2010 5:37 am

While running along the streets up here in Kingwood, where the roads have no shoulders and street lights don't exist on roads you wouldn't call major, a skunk ran out in front of me and pissed on my shins and my new Asics Cumulus. After scrubbing myself off with a mixture of vinegar, tomato juice, and baking soda for an hour my roommates can stand to have me in the house, but my shoes might be ruined.

I think I'll start purposefully running the bastards over.

rocketsballin · Post #2 » by **rocketsballin** » Tue Aug 31, 2010 6:59 am

daam that's terrible, its worse that it just came outta nowhere and sprayed you

. u should sleep in bath water tonight lol . i've only been close to a skunk when im in a car, and they're either dead, or about to be dead

bwahahaha

HTown_TMac · Post #3 » by **HTown_TMac** » Tue Aug 31, 2010 7:28 am

loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool

rocketsballin · Post #4 » by **rocketsballin** » Tue Aug 31, 2010 7:38 am

u can take your skunk frustrations out in a head to head fantasy basketball league. we got our own starting upjjj, sign ups are open

Ribalding · Post #5 » by **Ribalding** » Tue Aug 31, 2010 8:17 am

Do NOT sleep in your bed tonight. You may think you're cleaned up. But your sheets/mattress will be ruined, in all likelihood.

Oh wait. I'm posting this at 3:15 A.M.

Oops.

That ship has probably sailed, huh?

Here you go: http://houstonmattressliquidators.com/

bubba · Post #6 » by **bubba** » Wed Sep 1, 2010 2:45 am

buy you some of them vibram five fingers. i want these!

http://www.vibramfivefingers.com/

M4P · Post #7 » by **M4P** » Thu Sep 2, 2010 10:08 am

The treadmill at the gym just wasn't good enough for you, eh?

rocketsballin · Post #8 » by **rocketsballin** » Thu Sep 2, 2010 4:16 pm

Morey4president wrote:The treadmill at the gym just wasn't good enough for you, eh?

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bH1bL0eCQAI&feature=player_embedded[/youtube]

HTown_TMac · Post #9 » by **HTown_TMac** » Thu Sep 2, 2010 5:41 pm

i havent laughed this hard in a minute ^^

joe.linnen · Post #10 » by **joe.linnen** » Mon Sep 6, 2010 9:30 pm

tha_rock220 wrote:While running along the streets up here in Kingwood, where the roads have no shoulders and street lights don't exist on roads you wouldn't call major, a skunk ran out in front of me and pissed on my shins and my new Asics Cumulus. After scrubbing myself off with a mixture of vinegar, tomato juice, and baking soda for an hour my roommates can stand to have me in the house, but my shoes might be ruined.

I think I'll start purposefully running the bastards over.

I would go look for the one that got me and kill his a$$, thats only because I would be mad as hell, but I feel that running everyone over that you see is just as good. I'm sorry about that bro I'm mad as hell for you.

tha_rock220 · Post #11 » by **tha_rock220** » Sat Sep 11, 2010 3:02 am

Morey4president wrote:The treadmill at the gym just wasn't good enough for you, eh?

I trained for my first marathon on a treadmill. Then after running 8 miles I got off and walked over to the water fountain and I thought I was going to fall. It's boring, there's no wind, it's just unnatural. I'll probably run on one again, but I hate treadmills to their very core.

dropshot001 · Post #12 » by **dropshot001** » Sat Sep 11, 2010 11:42 pm

that sucks.

M4P · Post #13 » by **M4P** » Sun Sep 12, 2010 12:42 am

tha_rock220 wrote:
Morey4president wrote:The treadmill at the gym just wasn't good enough for you, eh?

I trained for my first marathon on a treadmill. Then after running 8 miles I got off and walked over to the water fountain and I thought I was going to fall. It's boring, there's no wind, it's just unnatural. I'll probably run on one again, but I hate treadmills to their very core.

heh. Doesn't your gym have a T.V. that you guys can focus on?

Ribalding · Post #14 » by **Ribalding** » Sun Sep 12, 2010 5:54 am

tha_rock220 wrote:
Morey4president wrote:The treadmill at the gym just wasn't good enough for you, eh?

I trained for my first marathon on a treadmill. Then after running 8 miles I got off and walked over to the water fountain and I thought I was going to fall. It's boring, there's no wind, it's just unnatural. I'll probably run on one again, but I hate treadmills to their very core.

Thanks. I thought it was just me. Treadmills are a lot like fat girls. You can ride them, much like regular girls.

But after, there's always shame and weakness.

Aaron Brooks · Post #15 » by **Aaron Brooks** » Sun Sep 12, 2010 6:18 am

Ribalding wrote:
tha_rock220 wrote:
Morey4president wrote:The treadmill at the gym just wasn't good enough for you, eh?

I trained for my first marathon on a treadmill. Then after running 8 miles I got off and walked over to the water fountain and I thought I was going to fall. It's boring, there's no wind, it's just unnatural. I'll probably run on one again, but I hate treadmills to their very core.

Thanks. I thought it was just me. Treadmills are a lot like fat girls. You can ride them, much like regular girls.

But after, there's always shame and weakness.