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While running along the streets up here in Kingwood, where the roads have no shoulders and street lights don't exist on roads you wouldn't call major, a skunk ran out in front of me and pissed on my shins and my new Asics Cumulus. After scrubbing myself off with a mixture of vinegar, tomato juice, and baking soda for an hour my roommates can stand to have me in the house, but my shoes might be ruined.

I think I'll start purposefully running the bastards over.

daam that's terrible, its worse that it just came outta nowhere and sprayed you . u should sleep in bath water tonight lol . i've only been close to a skunk when im in a car, and they're either dead, or about to be dead bwahahaha

loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool

u can take your skunk frustrations out in a head to head fantasy basketball league. we got our own starting upjjj, sign ups are open

Do NOT sleep in your bed tonight. You may think you're cleaned up. But your sheets/mattress will be ruined, in all likelihood.

Oh wait. I'm posting this at 3:15 A.M.

Oops.

That ship has probably sailed, huh?

Here you go: http://houstonmattressliquidators.com/

buy you some of them vibram five fingers. i want these!

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The treadmill at the gym just wasn't good enough for you, eh?

Morey4president wrote:The treadmill at the gym just wasn't good enough for you, eh?

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i havent laughed this hard in a minute ^^

tha_rock220 wrote:While running along the streets up here in Kingwood, where the roads have no shoulders and street lights don't exist on roads you wouldn't call major, a skunk ran out in front of me and pissed on my shins and my new Asics Cumulus. After scrubbing myself off with a mixture of vinegar, tomato juice, and baking soda for an hour my roommates can stand to have me in the house, but my shoes might be ruined.

I think I'll start purposefully running the bastards over.

I would go look for the one that got me and kill his a$$, thats only because I would be mad as hell, but I feel that running everyone over that you see is just as good. I'm sorry about that bro I'm mad as hell for you.

Morey4president wrote:The treadmill at the gym just wasn't good enough for you, eh?

I trained for my first marathon on a treadmill. Then after running 8 miles I got off and walked over to the water fountain and I thought I was going to fall. It's boring, there's no wind, it's just unnatural. I'll probably run on one again, but I hate treadmills to their very core.

that sucks.

tha_rock220 wrote:

Morey4president wrote:The treadmill at the gym just wasn't good enough for you, eh?

I trained for my first marathon on a treadmill. Then after running 8 miles I got off and walked over to the water fountain and I thought I was going to fall. It's boring, there's no wind, it's just unnatural. I'll probably run on one again, but I hate treadmills to their very core.

heh. Doesn't your gym have a T.V. that you guys can focus on?

tha_rock220 wrote:

Morey4president wrote:The treadmill at the gym just wasn't good enough for you, eh?

I trained for my first marathon on a treadmill. Then after running 8 miles I got off and walked over to the water fountain and I thought I was going to fall. It's boring, there's no wind, it's just unnatural. I'll probably run on one again, but I hate treadmills to their very core.

Thanks. I thought it was just me. Treadmills are a lot like fat girls. You can ride them, much like regular girls.

But after, there's always shame and weakness.

Ribalding wrote:

tha_rock220 wrote:

Morey4president wrote:The treadmill at the gym just wasn't good enough for you, eh?

I trained for my first marathon on a treadmill. Then after running 8 miles I got off and walked over to the water fountain and I thought I was going to fall. It's boring, there's no wind, it's just unnatural. I'll probably run on one again, but I hate treadmills to their very core.

Thanks. I thought it was just me. Treadmills are a lot like fat girls. You can ride them, much like regular girls.

But after, there's always shame and weakness.