Rockets Caption Contest (ongoing)

Ribalding · Post #1 » by **Ribalding** » Sun Sep 26, 2010 7:56 am

I'll update this as the season progresses:

Jeffrieshttp://www.chron.com/disp/photo.mpl/photos/23435667/rockets-forward-jared-jeffries-20-laughs-while-ici.html

Response template, so we know which one you're captioning:

"Jeffries:Your caption here"

Post #2 » by **Optimism Prime** » Sun Sep 26, 2010 4:33 pm

"Jeffries:Hey guys, wanna hear my Mutombo impersonation?"

Ribalding · Post #3 » by **Ribalding** » Mon Sep 27, 2010 3:41 am

Jeffries: "I get paid what? To do WHAT?"

M4P · Post #4 » by **M4P** » Mon Sep 27, 2010 8:41 am

The depressing links to other stories on the side make this hard to caption. Bah.

tha_rock220 · Post #5 » by **tha_rock220** » Mon Sep 27, 2010 8:16 pm

Jeffries: Well at least my job is secure. Does anyone have mouthwash.

CanufeelThabeet · Post #6 » by **CanufeelThabeet** » Tue Sep 28, 2010 6:36 am

Jeffries: "I'm gonna be the scapegoat for the mental midgets who will shift the blame to anyone apart from Morey even if i don't get any playing time this season."

Ribalding · Post #7 » by **Ribalding** » Tue Sep 28, 2010 7:49 am

moofs · Post #8 » by **moofs** » Tue Sep 28, 2010 2:08 pm

"Ninja Gaiden cheat code engaged!"

Post #9 » by **Optimism Prime** » Tue Sep 28, 2010 2:26 pm

koopa wrote:Jeffries: "I'm gonna be the scapegoat for the mental midgets who will shift the blame to anyone apart from Morey even if i don't get any playing time this season."

Man, you just love coming in here to stir things up, don't you?

College Boy · Post #10 » by **College Boy** » Tue Sep 28, 2010 9:46 pm

Budinger says "Boy these Nike Spidermans really came in handy. I knew I shoulda bought the gloves and web shooter. Next time..... (shakes fist)"

rocketsballin · Post #11 » by **rocketsballin** » Tue Sep 28, 2010 10:31 pm

Bud - "first ima drop kick him in the nuts, then i'll dunk the ball on whoevers face is at the rim. after that, the girls are gonna be like "hey bud, lets party. and of corse im gonna say yes."

College Boy · Post #12 » by **College Boy** » Tue Sep 28, 2010 11:55 pm

roxfashoballin wrote:Bud - "first ima drop kick him in the nuts, then i'll dunk the ball on whoevers face is at the rim. after that, the girls are gonna be like "hey bud, lets party. and of corse im gonna say yes."

LMAO

CanufeelThabeet · Post #13 » by **CanufeelThabeet** » Wed Sep 29, 2010 3:47 am

"Won't get in trouble for brandishing a new beard to disguise myself as long as I don't brandish my guns"

CanufeelThabeet · Post #14 » by **CanufeelThabeet** » Wed Sep 29, 2010 3:50 am

^HANDS DOWN CAPTION CONTEST WINNER. Do I get mod status as a prize?

Ribalding · Post #15 » by **Ribalding** » Wed Sep 29, 2010 12:18 pm

koopa wrote:^HANDS DOWN CAPTION CONTEST WINNER. Do I get mod status as a prize?

I just realized I know you. You're the kid in junior high who gave himself a nickname, aren't you?

Small world, ThunderChicken. Small world.

M4P · Post #16 » by **M4P** » Wed Sep 29, 2010 12:44 pm

What a buzzkill.

College Boy · Post #17 » by **College Boy** » Wed Sep 29, 2010 1:57 pm

koopa wrote: "Won't get in trouble for brandishing a new beard to disguise myself as long as I don't brandish my guns"

Was this "attempt at humor" purposely terrible, or was there a funnier punchline coming later? Either way this joke killed a midget somewhere in the world. I hope you're happy.

Post #18 » by **Optimism Prime** » Wed Sep 29, 2010 3:29 pm

College Boy wrote:
koopa wrote: "Won't get in trouble for brandishing a new beard to disguise myself as long as I don't brandish my guns"

Was this "attempt at humor" purposely terrible, or was there a funnier punchline coming later? Either way this joke killed a midget somewhere in the world. I hope you're happy.

Yeah, the later punchline was "^HANDS DOWN CAPTION CONTEST WINNER. Do I get mod status as a prize?"

I lol'd.

Not.

CanufeelThabeet · Post #19 » by **CanufeelThabeet** » Wed Sep 29, 2010 4:08 pm

Ribalding · Post #20 » by **Ribalding** » Wed Sep 29, 2010 4:32 pm

Maybe when you're a mod, you'll do us all a favor and ban yourself. Meanwhile, keep your verbiage simpler. You're about to sprain something.