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Rockets Caption Contest (ongoing)
Posted: Sun Sep 26, 2010 7:56 am
by Ribalding
I'll update this as the season progresses:
Jeffrieshttp://www.chron.com/disp/photo.mpl/photos/23435667/rockets-forward-jared-jeffries-20-laughs-while-ici.htmlResponse template, so we know which one you're captioning:
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Jeffries:Your caption here"
Re: Rockets Caption Contest (ongoing)
Posted: Sun Sep 26, 2010 4:33 pm
by Optimism Prime
"Jeffries:Hey guys, wanna hear my Mutombo impersonation?"
Re: Rockets Caption Contest (ongoing)
Posted: Mon Sep 27, 2010 3:41 am
by Ribalding
Jeffries: "I get paid what? To do WHAT?"
Re: Rockets Caption Contest (ongoing)
Posted: Mon Sep 27, 2010 8:41 am
by M4P
The depressing links to other stories on the side make this hard to caption. Bah.
Re: Rockets Caption Contest (ongoing)
Posted: Mon Sep 27, 2010 8:16 pm
by tha_rock220
Jeffries: Well at least my job is secure. Does anyone have mouthwash.
Re: Rockets Caption Contest (ongoing)
Posted: Tue Sep 28, 2010 6:36 am
by CanufeelThabeet
Jeffries: "I'm gonna be the scapegoat for the mental midgets who will shift the blame to anyone apart from Morey even if i don't get any playing time this season."
Re: Rockets Caption Contest (ongoing)
Posted: Tue Sep 28, 2010 7:49 am
by Ribalding
Re: Rockets Caption Contest (ongoing)
Posted: Tue Sep 28, 2010 2:08 pm
by moofs
"Ninja Gaiden cheat code engaged!"
Re: Rockets Caption Contest (ongoing)
Posted: Tue Sep 28, 2010 2:26 pm
by Optimism Prime
koopa wrote:Jeffries: "I'm gonna be the scapegoat for the mental midgets who will shift the blame to anyone apart from Morey even if i don't get any playing time this season."
Man, you just love coming in here to stir things up, don't you?
Re: Rockets Caption Contest (ongoing)
Posted: Tue Sep 28, 2010 9:46 pm
by College Boy
Budinger says "Boy these Nike Spidermans really came in handy. I knew I shoulda bought the gloves and web shooter. Next time..... (shakes fist)"
Re: Rockets Caption Contest (ongoing)
Posted: Tue Sep 28, 2010 10:31 pm
by rocketsballin
Bud - "first ima drop kick him in the nuts, then i'll dunk the ball on whoevers face is at the rim. after that, the girls are gonna be like "hey bud, lets party. and of corse im gonna say yes."
Re: Rockets Caption Contest (ongoing)
Posted: Tue Sep 28, 2010 11:55 pm
by College Boy
roxfashoballin wrote:Bud - "first ima drop kick him in the nuts, then i'll dunk the ball on whoevers face is at the rim. after that, the girls are gonna be like "hey bud, lets party. and of corse im gonna say yes."
LMAO
Re: Rockets Caption Contest (ongoing)
Posted: Wed Sep 29, 2010 3:47 am
by CanufeelThabeet
"Won't get in trouble for brandishing a new beard to disguise myself as long as I don't brandish my guns"
Re: Rockets Caption Contest (ongoing)
Posted: Wed Sep 29, 2010 3:50 am
by CanufeelThabeet
^HANDS DOWN CAPTION CONTEST WINNER. Do I get mod status as a prize?
Re: Rockets Caption Contest (ongoing)
Posted: Wed Sep 29, 2010 12:18 pm
by Ribalding
koopa wrote:^HANDS DOWN CAPTION CONTEST WINNER. Do I get mod status as a prize?
I just realized I know you. You're the kid in junior high who gave himself a nickname, aren't you?
Small world, ThunderChicken. Small world.
Re: Rockets Caption Contest (ongoing)
Posted: Wed Sep 29, 2010 12:44 pm
by M4P
What a buzzkill.
Re: Rockets Caption Contest (ongoing)
Posted: Wed Sep 29, 2010 1:57 pm
by College Boy
koopa wrote: "Won't get in trouble for brandishing a new beard to disguise myself as long as I don't brandish my guns"
Was this "attempt at humor" purposely terrible, or was there a funnier punchline coming later? Either way this joke killed a midget somewhere in the world. I hope you're happy.
Re: Rockets Caption Contest (ongoing)
Posted: Wed Sep 29, 2010 3:29 pm
by Optimism Prime
College Boy wrote:koopa wrote: "Won't get in trouble for brandishing a new beard to disguise myself as long as I don't brandish my guns"
Was this "attempt at humor" purposely terrible, or was there a funnier punchline coming later? Either way this joke killed a midget somewhere in the world. I hope you're happy.
Yeah, the later punchline was "^HANDS DOWN CAPTION CONTEST WINNER. Do I get mod status as a prize?"
I lol'd.
Not.
Re: Rockets Caption Contest (ongoing)
Posted: Wed Sep 29, 2010 4:08 pm
by CanufeelThabeet
EDIT
Re: Rockets Caption Contest (ongoing)
Posted: Wed Sep 29, 2010 4:32 pm
by Ribalding
Maybe when you're a mod, you'll do us all a favor and ban yourself. Meanwhile, keep your verbiage simpler. You're about to sprain something.
