May the Lord have mercy on our souls

rocketsballin · Post #1 » by **rocketsballin** » Thu Sep 30, 2010 7:27 am

Yao rolled his ankle, not the same one he had surgery on (thx to some external higher power i assume)

http://rockets.clutchfans.net/125/yao-ming-rolls-ankle/

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VHUFEuwqDzs&feature=player_embedded#![/youtube]

the first interviewer's reaction was scared. Even tho it's his good foot, I am more scare.

zapatasblood · Post #2 » by **zapatasblood** » Thu Sep 30, 2010 7:49 am

What the s**t! What the hell is happening to the Rocket players and their damn ankles. Crap it is also happening to the Texans also! This is complete BS and I am already annoyed and the season has yet to start. :evil:

The Webb · Post #3 » by **The Webb** » Thu Sep 30, 2010 12:28 pm

Wow I'm sorry guys, just can't catch a break with him. Despite the fact that he said it's nothing serious, it's just not a good sign.

M4P · Post #4 » by **M4P** » Thu Sep 30, 2010 1:33 pm

Turned ankles make it onto the wiretap nowadays?

Azull · Post #5 » by **Azull** » Thu Sep 30, 2010 1:50 pm

Ok so he turned his ankle? Whats next "Yao jams finger in practice.... his retirment is imminent!"

texasholdem · Post #6 » by **texasholdem** » Thu Sep 30, 2010 6:06 pm

Don't you mean "soles" not "souls"

I blame Reebok

rocketsballin · Post #7 » by **rocketsballin** » Thu Sep 30, 2010 7:20 pm

i guess both now. have mercy on everything, just let yao get his ring, and maybe over-produce in his 24mpg for us yao fantasy owners

King_James6 · Post #8 » by **King_James6** » Thu Sep 30, 2010 9:06 pm

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FLPGDyE5pEE

watch the whole thing

rocketsballin · Post #9 » by **rocketsballin** » Thu Sep 30, 2010 9:16 pm

lmao standing in the middle of the court w/ his arms out, crackin up here hahahaha omg thats so funny, he's literally in the middle of the court

rocketsballin · Post #10 » by **rocketsballin** » Thu Sep 30, 2010 9:25 pm

daam that was hilarious, i lterally fell out my chair laughng my ass off, i got tears. after he got that inbound violation i was like "plz dont tell me that guy's still in the middle of the court" and when it went to the other court i fell off my chair lmao, im still watchin and he's still standing there wtf lmao . tried to pass to him and it just bounced off then stayed there

god daam that was great

BarneyGumble · Post #11 » by **BarneyGumble** » Thu Sep 30, 2010 9:30 pm

A foreshadow of things to come.....but we've all read this book before.

Post #12 » by **Mr. E** » Thu Sep 30, 2010 10:29 pm

In related news, RealGM Meteorologist, Chicken Little, reports that the sky is falling.

:lol:

rocketsballin · Post #13 » by **rocketsballin** » Thu Sep 30, 2010 10:35 pm

Mr. E wrote:In related news, RealGM Meteorologist, Chicken Little, reports that the sky is falling.

Post #14 » by **Mr. E** » Thu Sep 30, 2010 10:38 pm

roxfashoballin wrote:
Mr. E wrote:In related news, RealGM Meteorologist, Chicken Little, reports that the sky is falling.

You'd think with that sign he's wearing that he wouldn't look quite so surprised!

bubba · Post #15 » by **bubba** » Fri Oct 1, 2010 5:48 am

he'll be ok dadgummit. hes yao f'in ming. hopefully well sign damp ear to back him up when old man miller cant play. i aint scurred and neither should yall. p.s. its 1 am almost and i been drinkin for quite some time. who else uses dadgummit in a post? hehe

rocketsballin · Post #16 » by **rocketsballin** » Fri Oct 1, 2010 5:57 am

dad + gum = it :dontknow:

College Boy · Post #17 » by **College Boy** » Sat Oct 2, 2010 12:20 am

King_James6 wrote:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FLPGDyE5pEE

watch the whole thing

That was funny, but "Hard 8 Times" is a definite pause. Where the hell did he come up with that name? And he sounds like Serius Jones.

rocketsballin · Post #18 » by **rocketsballin** » Sat Oct 2, 2010 2:31 am

wtf is a definite pause? u mean you have to stop what you doing and think when you see that name?