100 Things you see at every Houston Rocket game

Guy986 · Post #1 » by **Guy986** » Fri Jan 14, 2011 8:17 am

The offseason was a time of happiness and optimism. viewtopic.php?f=16&t=1054877 But now that the season is halfway gone, its time to face reality. In this thread we list 100 things we actually see at every Houston Rocket game good or bad. *note* doesn't litterally have to be every game.

1. 4th quarter meltdown
2. Rocket power dancers..... and their flat butts

MaxRider · Post #2 » by **MaxRider** » Fri Jan 14, 2011 8:27 am

3. Yao on the bench in suit

rocketsballin · Post #3 » by **rocketsballin** » Fri Jan 14, 2011 8:27 am

4 - stuff
5 - things

College Boy · Post #4 » by **College Boy** » Fri Jan 14, 2011 8:29 am

6. A Kevin Martin pumpfake
7. The look on the opposing SG/SF's face when they realize Bud is guarding them

Guy986 · Post #5 » by **Guy986** » Fri Jan 14, 2011 8:31 am

8. Brad miller gets T'd up

M4P · Post #6 » by **M4P** » Fri Jan 14, 2011 9:10 am

9. AB taking a running, contested 3.

kam_soluusar · Post #7 » by **kam_soluusar** » Fri Jan 14, 2011 10:02 am

10. Jordan Hill looking lost.

11. Kyle Lowry playing like he's 7 foot tall.

rocketsballin · Post #8 » by **rocketsballin** » Fri Jan 14, 2011 11:18 am

12. brad miller's hideously slow motion drive to the basket, comparable to mutombo's slow motion post up hook shot.

x- · Post #9 » by x- » Fri Jan 14, 2011 12:07 pm

13. Lowry trying to fastbreak off a sidelines out of bounds play.
14. Lowry getting mad if the officials aren't giving him the ball quick enough to do so.

15. Martin running like he's trying to balance a water (it sure ain't food) basket on his head.

16. One or multiple charges.

17. A Kevin Martin travel.

18. Chase Budinger taking the first shot of the second quarter.

Aaron Brooks · Post #10 » by **Aaron Brooks** » Fri Jan 14, 2011 12:54 pm

19. A loss

KiDdFrESh · Post #11 » by **KiDdFrESh** » Fri Jan 14, 2011 4:20 pm

Have you seen the power dancers in person? You trippin dawg...

There are always a bunch of hos at the games too.

I always look in the rafters and see the championship banners reminding me just how long its been since the Rockets were relevant! :lol:

I also thought we'd have a couple with T-Mac & Yao.

I also look at the retired jerseys and chuckle cuz I used to think I'd see #1 hanging up there too.

zapatasblood · Post #12 » by **zapatasblood** » Fri Jan 14, 2011 9:31 pm

20. Always remembering about how much sexyness is in Houston(fans).

Guy986 · Post #13 » by **Guy986** » Sat Jan 15, 2011 12:37 am

21. AB posting on Realgm while in a suit sitting on the bench(sometimes even during the game!)

College Boy · Post #14 » by **College Boy** » Sat Jan 15, 2011 2:27 am

KiDdFrESh wrote:Have you seen the power dancers in person? You trippin dawg...

I pulled her at my brother's birthday party last year

YaoZaii · Post #15 » by **YaoZaii** » Sat Jan 15, 2011 3:57 am

JJ's failed layups. agony.

Guy986 · Post #16 » by **Guy986** » Sat Jan 15, 2011 4:49 am

22. Disappointment
23. Tears from fans

YoungMoney23 · Post #17 » by **YoungMoney23** » Sat Jan 15, 2011 11:39 am

24. Choking

25. Rick Adelman's lousy rotation management

Don Draper · Post #18 » by **Don Draper** » Sat Jan 15, 2011 6:59 pm

26. The guy who yells cotton candy like an uncle tom.

27. Kevin Martin not trying on defense

Munchlaxatives · Post #19 » by **Munchlaxatives** » Sat Jan 15, 2011 10:02 pm

Letting a 15 point lead whittle down to a loss. I can't take much more

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HOW DO YOU LET DAVID WEST DUNK WHEN THE GAME'S ON THE LINE?!

rocketsballin · Post #20 » by **rocketsballin** » Sat Jan 15, 2011 11:08 pm

Munchlaxatives wrote:Letting a 15 point lead whittle down to a loss. I can't take much more .

HOW DO YOU LET DAVID WEST DUNK WHEN THE GAME'S ON THE LINE?!

that's what a 6'11 250lb defensive big is for. we dont have those guys

. when i saw jeff on the floor guarding i was sure he's gonna lockdown west. then west drove in and i'm like "get ready to box out" then im like OH SHHHH********TTT