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100 Things you see at every Houston Rocket game

Posted: Fri Jan 14, 2011 8:17 am
by Guy986
The offseason was a time of happiness and optimism. viewtopic.php?f=16&t=1054877 But now that the season is halfway gone, its time to face reality. In this thread we list 100 things we actually see at every Houston Rocket game good or bad. *note* doesn't litterally have to be every game.

1. 4th quarter meltdown
2. Rocket power dancers..... and their flat butts

Re: 100 Things you see at every Houston Rocket game

Posted: Fri Jan 14, 2011 8:27 am
by MaxRider
3. Yao on the bench in suit

Re: 100 Things you see at every Houston Rocket game

Posted: Fri Jan 14, 2011 8:27 am
by rocketsballin
4 - stuff
5 - things

Re: 100 Things you see at every Houston Rocket game

Posted: Fri Jan 14, 2011 8:29 am
by College Boy
6. A Kevin Martin pumpfake
7. The look on the opposing SG/SF's face when they realize Bud is guarding them

Re: 100 Things you see at every Houston Rocket game

Posted: Fri Jan 14, 2011 8:31 am
by Guy986
8. Brad miller gets T'd up

Re: 100 Things you see at every Houston Rocket game

Posted: Fri Jan 14, 2011 9:10 am
by M4P
9. AB taking a running, contested 3.

Re: 100 Things you see at every Houston Rocket game

Posted: Fri Jan 14, 2011 10:02 am
by kam_soluusar
10. Jordan Hill looking lost.

11. Kyle Lowry playing like he's 7 foot tall.

Re: 100 Things you see at every Houston Rocket game

Posted: Fri Jan 14, 2011 11:18 am
by rocketsballin
12. brad miller's hideously slow motion drive to the basket, comparable to mutombo's slow motion post up hook shot.

Re: 100 Things you see at every Houston Rocket game

Posted: Fri Jan 14, 2011 12:07 pm
by x-
13. Lowry trying to fastbreak off a sidelines out of bounds play.
14. Lowry getting mad if the officials aren't giving him the ball quick enough to do so.

15. Martin running like he's trying to balance a water (it sure ain't food) basket on his head.

16. One or multiple charges.

17. A Kevin Martin travel.

18. Chase Budinger taking the first shot of the second quarter.

Re: 100 Things you see at every Houston Rocket game

Posted: Fri Jan 14, 2011 12:54 pm
by Aaron Brooks
19. A loss

Re: 100 Things you see at every Houston Rocket game

Posted: Fri Jan 14, 2011 4:20 pm
by KiDdFrESh
Have you seen the power dancers in person? You trippin dawg...

There are always a bunch of hos at the games too.

I always look in the rafters and see the championship banners reminding me just how long its been since the Rockets were relevant! :lol:

I also thought we'd have a couple with T-Mac & Yao.

I also look at the retired jerseys and chuckle cuz I used to think I'd see #1 hanging up there too.

Re: 100 Things you see at every Houston Rocket game

Posted: Fri Jan 14, 2011 9:31 pm
by zapatasblood
20. Always remembering about how much sexyness is in Houston(fans).

Re: 100 Things you see at every Houston Rocket game

Posted: Sat Jan 15, 2011 12:37 am
by Guy986
21. AB posting on Realgm while in a suit sitting on the bench(sometimes even during the game!)

Re: 100 Things you see at every Houston Rocket game

Posted: Sat Jan 15, 2011 2:27 am
by College Boy
KiDdFrESh wrote:Have you seen the power dancers in person? You trippin dawg...


I pulled her at my brother's birthday party last year
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Re: 100 Things you see at every Houston Rocket game

Posted: Sat Jan 15, 2011 3:57 am
by YaoZaii
JJ's failed layups. agony.

Re: 100 Things you see at every Houston Rocket game

Posted: Sat Jan 15, 2011 4:49 am
by Guy986
22. Disappointment
23. Tears from fans

Re: 100 Things you see at every Houston Rocket game

Posted: Sat Jan 15, 2011 11:39 am
by YoungMoney23
24. Choking

25. Rick Adelman's lousy rotation management

Re: 100 Things you see at every Houston Rocket game

Posted: Sat Jan 15, 2011 6:59 pm
by Don Draper
26. The guy who yells cotton candy like an uncle tom.

27. Kevin Martin not trying on defense

Re: 100 Things you see at every Houston Rocket game

Posted: Sat Jan 15, 2011 10:02 pm
by Munchlaxatives
Letting a 15 point lead whittle down to a loss. I can't take much more :( .

HOW DO YOU LET DAVID WEST DUNK WHEN THE GAME'S ON THE LINE?!

Re: 100 Things you see at every Houston Rocket game

Posted: Sat Jan 15, 2011 11:08 pm
by rocketsballin
Munchlaxatives wrote:Letting a 15 point lead whittle down to a loss. I can't take much more :( .

HOW DO YOU LET DAVID WEST DUNK WHEN THE GAME'S ON THE LINE?!


that's what a 6'11 250lb defensive big is for. we dont have those guys :( . when i saw jeff on the floor guarding i was sure he's gonna lockdown west. then west drove in and i'm like "get ready to box out" then im like OH SHHHH********TTT :(