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I-10 Battle: Houston Rockets vs San Antonio Spurs

Houston Rockets


Kyle "I'm going to shoot THIS double-teamed shot from 40 feet!" Lowry


Kevin "This is the 'Come off a curl, pumpfake, pumpfake, dribble twice, pumpfake, pumpfake, SHOOT!' special." Martin


Chase "Yeah, I slid to the 44th pick, whatever." Birdinger


Luis "DOS CUCHARAS!!!!!!!!" Scola


Chuck "If I was three inches taller I'd be DPOY." Hayes


Bench:
Goran "Enter the" Dragic
Courtney "Girly name, manly game" Lee
Terrence "This doghouse is kind of cramped" Williams
Patrick "The Nickname" Patterson
Brad "****, guys I am so ****ing sorry. ****." Miller
Jordan "I still have potential!" Hill
Hasheem "We got" Thabeet


vs

San Antonio Spurs


Tony "I am SO getting with that Power Dancer after the game... No, maybe that one... Or maybe her..." Parker


Manu "HEY YOU GUYYYYYYYYYS" Ginobili


Richard "Now with kung fu grip!" Jefferson


Tim "I put on my robe and wizard hat" Duncan


DeJaun "Why can't every game be the Rookie-Sophomore game?!" Blair


George Hill
Gary Neal
Steve Novak
Antonio McDyess
Matt Bonner
Tiago Splitter
James Anderson


TOTALLY IRRELEVANT STATS:
-The starting lineups feature the following matchups by draft pick:

PG: 24th vs 28th
SG: 26th vs 57th
SF: 44th vs13th
PF: 56th vs 1st
C: undrafted vs 37th

-Average draft position: #32.

-Spurs last game thread had 2 replies. Ours had 211.

-Series record: 72-91 (.442)
-All-star selections: Rockets 52-Spurs 65
-Historically... we're the underdog.

So we need some luck up in this game thread!

GOOD LUCK CHARM #1:
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hW4uXlRGAF0[/youtube]

GOOD LUCK CHARM #2:

Q: What are the Rockets going to be doing tomorrow night?
A:


GOOD LUCK CHARM #3:

Optimism Prime's Hottie Of The Game
ARCEE

i thought you agreed no woman pic -.-

MaxRider wrote:i thought you agreed no woman pic -.-

Just for you, buddy:



Kam--which one of those strapping young lads are you?

Optimism Prime wrote:

MaxRider wrote:i thought you agreed no woman pic -.-

Just for you, buddy:



Kam--which one of those strapping young lads are you?

pierced nipple? wtf

MaxRider wrote:pierced nipple? wtf

you were looking that hard?

Game thread of the season

YoungMoney23 wrote:Game thread of the season

Easy, now. If we don't win, I don't care how awesome my game thread is.

If we DO, however...

Kal El wrote:

MaxRider wrote:pierced nipple? wtf

you were looking that hard?

lol and you guys wonder why he doesnt want girls in gamethreads? cmon man, the proof is in the hot dog, literally, LOLZRZZZ @TEH PWNZRZZZ

game thread of the year nominee, too bad it's vs the team w/ the best record who happen to be healthy as hell and clicking on all cylinders.

Arcee



/green font

Look, guys, what can I say? She's an Audi with a bangin' body. She really revs my engine. She can use my stick shift any time.

I'm sure there are other car/sex related puns I could make, but it's 6:30 on a Friday and my brain is now turning off.

Also, AB, that use of greenfont is exactly why you got traded.

Kal El wrote:

MaxRider wrote:pierced nipple? wtf

you were looking that hard?

oh yea
i even open the image outside of realgm and look at the two on the far right

Kal El wrote:

MaxRider wrote:pierced nipple? wtf

you were looking that hard?

What part of MaxRider don't you guys understand?

Just kidding, Max.

OOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHH max got burned 3 times and counting . . .

Wow an epic thread already before the game started.

MaxRider wrote:

Kal El wrote:

MaxRider wrote:pierced nipple? wtf

you were looking that hard?

oh yea
i even open the image outside of realgm and look at the two on the far right

Ya with all those white guys, they had to keep the NCAAP off them. You thought someone from the far right was a big black guy huh? Ya, me too.

roxfashoballin wrote:

MaxRider wrote:

Kal El wrote:you were looking that hard?

oh yea
i even open the image outside of realgm and look at the two on the far right

Ya with all those white guys, they had to keep the NCAAP off them. You thought someone from the far right was a big black guy huh? Ya, me too.

Wait, did you mean the NCAA or the NAACP? That seems like a pretty big detail for the joke....

Neither--they're a bunch of Aussies, the NAACP doesn't have any jurisdiction over them.

ya naacp. all this march madness is screwing with my head, i think i've gone mad lol so stupid i know

Winnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnning