[Game 71] Utah @ Houston

[College Boy]

Time: 6:00 pm CST
TV: Fox Sports Houston

Houston Rockets



The Projected Starters


The Bench Rotation


Stat Leaders
PPG: Kevin Martin 22.8
APG: Kyle Lowry 6.5
RPG: Luis Scola 8.1
BPG: Jordan Hill 0.8
SPG: Kyle Lowry 1.4

VS

Whotah Jazzholes



The Starters


The Bench Rotation


Stat Leaders
PPG: Al Jefferson 19.0
APG: Devin Harris 5.7
RPG: Al Jefferson 9.5
BPG: Al Jefferson 2.0
SPG: Paul Millsap 1.4

Key Match Up


Prediction
The Chuck will dominate Jefferson/Millsap in another Rocket beatdown!

Eye Candy

Chuck Hayes




Ear Candy

White Girls
This is for you roxfashoballin...
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[Aaron Brooks]

so soon

[rocketsballin]

we cant take them lightly, and for **** sake dont play like we did in the 4th quarter vs boston. just do what we do and we'll be good. i definitely want the home team cast for this game. aint nothin worse than listening to mormons talk about basketball lol

[YoungMoney23]

That picture of brad miller is hilarious... More importantly, I hope we crush those titleless mormons

[TMU]

BEST THREAD EVER!

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[College Boy]

Goran Dragic looks like Eric Foreman from That 70's Show.

[Baller 24]

I'm excited! Haven't been this pumped for the Rockets for a LONG period of time since '09.

[Neon Black]

Rockets fans like to act tough on the internet to compensate for their history of losing to the Jazz. As much of a badass as you may consider yourself to me, it won't change how predictable the outcome of this game already is.

[College Boy]

Rockets fans like to act tough on the internet to compensate for their history of losing to the Jazz.

You know we keeps it thugerific!

As much of a badass as you may consider yourself to me, it won't change how predictable the outcome of this game already is.

Let's go tit for tat

[rocketsballin]

I am sorry to interrupt your festivities but we fellow Mormons are devastated by the lack of respect you have shown in this thread towards our Utah Jazz . I ask you all kindly to please stop hurting our feelings. Thank you.

lol every thread on this board that talks smack to the jazz there's always some stupid jazz fan to show how butt hurt she is.

[College Boy]

I am sorry to interrupt your festivities but we fellow Mormons are devastated by the lack of respect you have shown in this thread towards our Utah Jazz . I ask you all kindly to please stop hurting our feelings. Thank you.

I am sorry to interrupt your festivities but we Rocket fans are devastated by the lack of black people you have shown in your arena towards the rest of the country . I ask you all kindly to please stop being so white. Thank you.

PS.... Thank you for trolling our board.

[Neon Black]

PS.... Thank you for trolling our board.

Are you kidding? Thank you my friend! Making a little off-handed comment on the Rockets forum is like flowering cocaine over a pit of crack starved homeless people. It's definitely worth a warning or two. Your collective reaction and individual "comebacks" were exactly what I expected.

Now excuse me while I go pound one or two of my many wives.

[rocketsballin]

PS.... Thank you for trolling our board.

Are you kidding? Thank you my friend! Making a little off-handed comment on the Rockets forum is like flowering cocaine over a pit of crack starved homeless people. It's definitely worth a warning or two. Your collective reaction and individual "comebacks" were exactly what I expected.

Now excuse me while I go pound one or two of my many wives.

ya there's a lot of beautiful women in utah. i met both of them

[College Boy]

PS.... Thank you for trolling our board.

Are you kidding? Thank you my friend! Making a little off-handed comment on the Rockets forum is like flowering cocaine over a pit of crack starved homeless people. It's definitely worth a warning or two. Your collective reaction and individual "comebacks" were exactly what I expected.

Now excuse me while I go pound one or two of my many wives.

Hmm... So let me get this, you came here with "offhanded comments" expecting to incite reactions and "comebacks".... Yeah, that pretty much sounds like a troll to me.

And, actually, your reaction was exactly what I expected when I made this thread, friend.

[Mr. E]

What's the update on Scola? Will he be playing or will it continue to be the Patterson Show?

Also, I'm watching the tournament right now, and future Rocket, Jimmers Freddette, is one hell of a shooter! He's going to be awesome off the bench next year!

[Mr. E]

Now excuse me while I go pound one or two of my many wives.

The modern Mormon Church has disavowed the practice of Polygamy for a very long time. Don't be such a bigot.

[soadxzx]

Calm down Jazz fan

[Neon Black]

Calm down Jazz fan

Don't worry about me, I'm having a good time.

Yeah, that pretty much sounds like a troll to me.

friend.

I agree. What I'm doing is the very definition of trolling. And what you're doing is the very definition of feeding.

Your thread in all honesty was kind of funny, all the credit to you. I just saw an opportunity to be a dick to Houston fans and took it. I don't care how many white mormons are eating jello in Utah, or how many obese people are drinking syzyrup in Houston.

I care about the game Sunday, and i take pleasure in getting you all riled up for it. It's just going to hurt more when Houston loses.

Mission accomplished, I'll leave y'all alone to dedicate another page or two to stereotyping Utah or posting pictures of the Rocket's championship trophy.

If you want to continue the fun, i invite you to pm me. Especially College Boy, if you want to get sexual

[spolgar]

Tomorrow is going to be an interesting game. I thought the pacers would be a bit more competitive against Memphis, but Hibbert eating matt after 11 minutes and 5 fouls doesn't seem to bode well for a front line heavy match up...

There are a few more games still. Utah and Houston match up pretty evenly... waitaminute...

Hey Utah fan, is Millsap still out?